Which musical artist would it feel most right to see with a backing band entirely of muppets, and why is it Pitbull

A fun thing about being 35 is I can use my forehead wrinkle as a guide to cut my baby bangs 👵🏻

Current me busting through the wall of teenage me’s room: “I’M YOU FROM THE FUTURE, TEN COMPANIES OWN EVERYTHING AND THEY’RE ALL EVIL, KEEP YOUR MP3 PLAYER”

The rise of fascism in my country has me making great efforts to be weirder. Breaking small rules, like how we “should” look, preps our brain to break big rules when we need to, because not all rules are just. Anyway in unrelated news, I’m gonna take off the beanie now, no laughing at my DIY haircut

incredible to have a president who appears to be speed-running getting impeached, and even more incredible to to have two other branches of government who are just sitting there watching it as if it is actually a livestream which they are unable to impact in any way

Gonna try Lamaze-style wailing into the Void to see if it actually is better at regulating the nervous system than screaming

It’s a lovely cloudy day to bleakly attempt to train our youtube shorts algos how to be funny ☁️

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

Getting an MRI today, I’m sure I’ll have no trouble sitting alone with my thoughts for an extended period of time 🫠

Tried laying with my eyes closed frowning about my thoughts instead of scrolling this morning, can report back it’s not great

Starting to feel big “reread Lord of the Rings to wring a sense of stability out of it” vibes