Ryan
@bigpistachio.bsky.social
Acter / Writor / Phoenix Suns sicko
"This meditation includes a paid promotion."
December 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"This meditation includes a paid promotion."
Mc's stick together I guess
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mc's stick together I guess
I hate it when a bathroom has this kind of urinal! THERES NOWHERE FOR THE PISS TO GO what a stupid design
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hate it when a bathroom has this kind of urinal! THERES NOWHERE FOR THE PISS TO GO what a stupid design
Watching Gerald's Game: "Fuckin' Gerald, amiright?"
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watching Gerald's Game: "Fuckin' Gerald, amiright?"
we're so effing effed
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
we're so effing effed
Watch ONE video about angry carnies on youtube and your algorithm is destroyed
September 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Watch ONE video about angry carnies on youtube and your algorithm is destroyed
Whoa I had no idea Dave Matthews started a band
September 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Whoa I had no idea Dave Matthews started a band
the stupid fucking hats. what a loser.
August 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
the stupid fucking hats. what a loser.
that inescapable millennial feeling that when a friend doesn't respond to your message they must absolutely hate you now
July 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
that inescapable millennial feeling that when a friend doesn't respond to your message they must absolutely hate you now
Totally forgot about Rhode Island
June 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Totally forgot about Rhode Island
NO FUCKING KINGS EXCEPT FOR ELVIS
June 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
NO FUCKING KINGS EXCEPT FOR ELVIS
REMINDER tomorrow night June 11 is the NIPPLE MOON! The moon will look like a big juicy nipple and it only happens once every 5.6832 decades 🌝
June 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
REMINDER tomorrow night June 11 is the NIPPLE MOON! The moon will look like a big juicy nipple and it only happens once every 5.6832 decades 🌝
The movie you made with AI sucks
June 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The movie you made with AI sucks
Nothing is more inspiring than seeing a PT Cruiser on the road in the year 2025
May 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Nothing is more inspiring than seeing a PT Cruiser on the road in the year 2025
I'm going to see a Wilco show tonight, I'll say hi to your dad for you
May 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm going to see a Wilco show tonight, I'll say hi to your dad for you
If you're working out at a gym in Tennessee I can guarantee you there will be an old man in overalls lifting weights
May 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you're working out at a gym in Tennessee I can guarantee you there will be an old man in overalls lifting weights
The more you tell me NOT to eat silica gel packets makes me wanna eat em
May 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The more you tell me NOT to eat silica gel packets makes me wanna eat em
Sneezing while pooping or as I call it: the human canon
May 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sneezing while pooping or as I call it: the human canon
Pesto is the glitter of Italian foods
May 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Pesto is the glitter of Italian foods
Reposted by Ryan
REMEMBER! Tonight is the butthole moon. The moon will look like a butthole.
April 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
REMEMBER! Tonight is the butthole moon. The moon will look like a butthole.
REMEMBER! Tonight is the butthole moon. The moon will look like a butthole.
April 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
REMEMBER! Tonight is the butthole moon. The moon will look like a butthole.
if the keyboard's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' (i'm having cyber sex with AI chat bots)
April 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
if the keyboard's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' (i'm having cyber sex with AI chat bots)
Must be a strange feeling for older rock stars to receive Happy Birthday posts from their dead rock star friends' social media accounts.
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Must be a strange feeling for older rock stars to receive Happy Birthday posts from their dead rock star friends' social media accounts.