My grandson today :
“I’ve got a new song Grampy and you have to guess what it is!”
Me: Erm, ok?
* Grandson starts to make some growling noises succeeded by loud exclamation of being a T-Rex*
Me: That’s quite a tune son!
Grandson: Can you put it on YouTube?
Me: Erm, I’ll ask your Dad.
Him: So no then

Do the island tour, it’s eight hours of wonder. Plus the coaches are the only vehicles allowed through the most scenic parts.

Most of the volcanic activity has produced some pretty strange and beautiful things on the island, there is so much to take in on Lanzarote, it’s quite an intriguing place, most people think of it as the windiest island but it’s that what makes it unique. Here’s Kubricks inspiration for Odyssey.

P.S. the little white ‘dots’ in the water are tiny blind crabs..in freshwater… in a lava tube.. miles from the sea?

This is another lava tube, UNDERNEATH THE VENUE!

Lanzarote, it took fourteen men twelve years to build. They have regular concerts and festivals there. In a lava tube!

Aero, perhaps some sort of athletic position involving ‘windmilling’?

Ah yes, I remember now, turning them into monks in charge of a children’s home on a small island was a master stroke.

But have you any experience at hiding nonces in plain view though?

Didn’t know Trump Jr was in Bristol?

Look for the bar named Smileys Peephole, ask for Hildegard, best hangover cure in Europe apparently.

Kathy Burke’s ‘A Mind of my Own’. Just brilliant.

He’s probably thinking of the four baskets of ironing he has to get through when he gets home? Surprised it’s just wine.