Kane Burns
@bigpappykane.bsky.social
Your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper.
Best of You is like a song that plays during an antiperspirant or Michelob Ultra commercial
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Best of You is like a song that plays during an antiperspirant or Michelob Ultra commercial
What kind of “work” did she do? Lol
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 PM
What kind of “work” did she do? Lol
Andrew Luck was great as the priest.
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Andrew Luck was great as the priest.
Worked for him for six years. He was everything he appeared to be: honest, principled, smart, and hard working.
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Worked for him for six years. He was everything he appeared to be: honest, principled, smart, and hard working.
And it’s always someone else’s fault. Keeps me from rooting for the Bears.
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
And it’s always someone else’s fault. Keeps me from rooting for the Bears.
I actually saw a pair in the wild last fall at a volleyball game at Lake Travis High School. Must have been a veteran of the Battle of Lake Travis.
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I actually saw a pair in the wild last fall at a volleyball game at Lake Travis High School. Must have been a veteran of the Battle of Lake Travis.
Only question is who will he throw under the bus after this game.
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Only question is who will he throw under the bus after this game.
lol “Every part of the AI bubble — this fucking charade — is unprofitable, save for NVIDIA and the construction firms erecting future laser tag arenas full of negative-margin GPUs.”
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
lol “Every part of the AI bubble — this fucking charade — is unprofitable, save for NVIDIA and the construction firms erecting future laser tag arenas full of negative-margin GPUs.”
Looks like man who has a restraining order to not come within 500 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese.
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Looks like man who has a restraining order to not come within 500 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese.
First round byes for OSU and SEC teams only unless it would hurt them, then no byes, or something.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
First round byes for OSU and SEC teams only unless it would hurt them, then no byes, or something.
Scoring zero total points against Oregon is definitely more impressive
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Scoring zero total points against Oregon is definitely more impressive
People can’t comprehend Sun Belt speed.
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
People can’t comprehend Sun Belt speed.
The new ballroom will be renamed the Barack HUSSEIN Obama Indoor Basketball and Breakdancing Pavilion
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The new ballroom will be renamed the Barack HUSSEIN Obama Indoor Basketball and Breakdancing Pavilion
Gym hipster has weighed in.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Gym hipster has weighed in.
When everybody was cheering in the theater at the end of her performance in Contagion?
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When everybody was cheering in the theater at the end of her performance in Contagion?
I have to line my girls’ hs lacrosse team fields. Comes in handy!
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I have to line my girls’ hs lacrosse team fields. Comes in handy!
Read what you love until you love to read.
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Read what you love until you love to read.
There was one in Chicago in the early 2000s that was inside a tight parking garage with like 20 spaces. Absolutely brutal.
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There was one in Chicago in the early 2000s that was inside a tight parking garage with like 20 spaces. Absolutely brutal.
OSU kinda did last year because the specialist little boy Ryan Day stamped his feet.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
OSU kinda did last year because the specialist little boy Ryan Day stamped his feet.