Big Not Mike
@bignotmike.bsky.social
Still not Mike. Not here. Not anywhere.
Fellas, you ever felt mid-spring beat up?
March 11, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Fellas, you ever felt mid-spring beat up?
IMO the Yankees should score 22 runs in every game forever.
February 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
IMO the Yankees should score 22 runs in every game forever.
If I knew then what I know now I'd still be a dumb ignorant fool.
February 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
If I knew then what I know now I'd still be a dumb ignorant fool.
This bullshit state doesn't even have its own pox. Alaska has a pox. New York ain't shit.
February 11, 2024 at 5:47 PM
This bullshit state doesn't even have its own pox. Alaska has a pox. New York ain't shit.
Got a copy of the complaint form and now I'm photocopying a big stack. Time to use up those forever stamps.
January 17, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Got a copy of the complaint form and now I'm photocopying a big stack. Time to use up those forever stamps.
Making a Dutch baby. Don't know why.
January 13, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Making a Dutch baby. Don't know why.
This is the food culture of my people.
January 2, 2024 at 2:17 AM
This is the food culture of my people.
Thinking about the oft forgotten boogie woogie bugle boys from companies A, C & D.
December 22, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Thinking about the oft forgotten boogie woogie bugle boys from companies A, C & D.
Just thinking about how terrible Giuliani is going to smell by early tomorrow morning. You just know tonight is gonna be an all time bender for him.
December 15, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Just thinking about how terrible Giuliani is going to smell by early tomorrow morning. You just know tonight is gonna be an all time bender for him.
Blah blah blah, that's my takeaway.
December 10, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Blah blah blah, that's my takeaway.
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Things I didn't know I needed:
A "King of the Hill"/Edward Gorey crossover.
A "King of the Hill"/Edward Gorey crossover.
December 7, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Things I didn't know I needed:
A "King of the Hill"/Edward Gorey crossover.
A "King of the Hill"/Edward Gorey crossover.
Waiting for my son's LEGOs to update before he can play with them.
November 26, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Waiting for my son's LEGOs to update before he can play with them.
My 103 year old grandfather has had "telling dirty jokes" martinis.
November 25, 2023 at 12:11 AM
My 103 year old grandfather has had "telling dirty jokes" martinis.
There's food in this here belly.
November 24, 2023 at 2:06 AM
There's food in this here belly.
Looking at my time clock.
November 22, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Looking at my time clock.
If I wasn't so lazy I'd put together an Andre 3000 song name generator that took random lines from Joyce books with stuff like "b#tth*le" randomly inserted.
November 19, 2023 at 9:42 PM
If I wasn't so lazy I'd put together an Andre 3000 song name generator that took random lines from Joyce books with stuff like "b#tth*le" randomly inserted.
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Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
November 18, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
I love cutting political humor.
November 19, 2023 at 5:18 PM
I love cutting political humor.
Tomorrow, I have decided to brunch.
November 18, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Tomorrow, I have decided to brunch.
I once clogged a toilet at a Holliday Inn Express. I refuse to go to another out of fear that somewhere there is a note on my account about my tremendous abilities.
November 17, 2023 at 12:01 AM
I once clogged a toilet at a Holliday Inn Express. I refuse to go to another out of fear that somewhere there is a note on my account about my tremendous abilities.
Cereal is just cold chowder.
November 15, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Cereal is just cold chowder.