say what you will about charlie kirk, but the man was absolutely brimming with blood

she oppen on my heimer til imax

sang some fallout boy at karoke on saturday and i'm still getting pussy about it

getting ribs removed so i can toot on my asshole like a jug

yes thats right

hanging brain at the zoo. im dangling my nuts near the lemur cage and theyre freaking out and swipeing at em lol

popping my ass out a LITtle too far when i bend over to tie my shoes

funny how "gentleman" is a compliment even though it makes you sound like a bitch. meanwhile "tough guy" is somehow an insult. fucked up imo