Morton Koopa, Jr.
@bigmouthmorton.bsky.social
My name is Morton Koopa, Junior!
I'm the Koopa with the penchant to talk ears off! You have been warned! #KoopaPack
I'm the Koopa with the penchant to talk ears off! You have been warned! #KoopaPack
"Which is why you, lil buddy o' mine, are going to keep it in offline mode, not take any pictures or anythin' else~!"
December 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM
"Which is why you, lil buddy o' mine, are going to keep it in offline mode, not take any pictures or anythin' else~!"
"Bahahahahaha..." Morton chuckled.
"Now, of course, online features ain't a thing. The one game, [REDACTED], hasn't even 'gone gold", yet. But I think ya gonna fubd ways to enjoy bein' the first kid on the block to have yourself one of these, right~?"
"Now, of course, online features ain't a thing. The one game, [REDACTED], hasn't even 'gone gold", yet. But I think ya gonna fubd ways to enjoy bein' the first kid on the block to have yourself one of these, right~?"
December 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Bahahahahaha..." Morton chuckled.
"Now, of course, online features ain't a thing. The one game, [REDACTED], hasn't even 'gone gold", yet. But I think ya gonna fubd ways to enjoy bein' the first kid on the block to have yourself one of these, right~?"
"Now, of course, online features ain't a thing. The one game, [REDACTED], hasn't even 'gone gold", yet. But I think ya gonna fubd ways to enjoy bein' the first kid on the block to have yourself one of these, right~?"
Inside...was an actual "Switch 2". The sucker's not even going to be officially announced by their parent company for several more days!
"Another reason's to keep it as non-decript as possible. Smuggling one of these bad boys away ain't easy~!"
"Another reason's to keep it as non-decript as possible. Smuggling one of these bad boys away ain't easy~!"
December 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Inside...was an actual "Switch 2". The sucker's not even going to be officially announced by their parent company for several more days!
"Another reason's to keep it as non-decript as possible. Smuggling one of these bad boys away ain't easy~!"
"Another reason's to keep it as non-decript as possible. Smuggling one of these bad boys away ain't easy~!"
"Oh, hey, kiddo. Anyway..."
He held out a pretty plain looking box.
"I don't really care for aesthetics, but hope you like. Merry Christmas, BJ."
He held out a pretty plain looking box.
"I don't really care for aesthetics, but hope you like. Merry Christmas, BJ."
December 26, 2024 at 4:59 AM
"Oh, hey, kiddo. Anyway..."
He held out a pretty plain looking box.
"I don't really care for aesthetics, but hope you like. Merry Christmas, BJ."
He held out a pretty plain looking box.
"I don't really care for aesthetics, but hope you like. Merry Christmas, BJ."
"Nope! 'Cuz among other things? Koopas like me ain't like 'most folk'. Might makes right! And we Koopas are the mightiest! Bahahahahaha!"
February 7, 2024 at 6:05 AM
"Nope! 'Cuz among other things? Koopas like me ain't like 'most folk'. Might makes right! And we Koopas are the mightiest! Bahahahahaha!"
He looks over from the construction of a new castle fortress.
"...Uh, yeah? Like who gonna stop me?"
"...Uh, yeah? Like who gonna stop me?"
February 6, 2024 at 9:35 PM
He looks over from the construction of a new castle fortress.
"...Uh, yeah? Like who gonna stop me?"
"...Uh, yeah? Like who gonna stop me?"