I'M BIG MOUTH MIKE
@bigmouthmike.bsky.social
Uhh... I'm Mike. Big Mouth Mike. I was told that we needed ta' keep up appearances... so... Oops, sorry. I meant ta' say my name is Modern Mouth Mike. (WIP Profile, this account does not break character)
Awh, let da little guy have his moment. You know how he gets when no one's validatin' him.
August 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Awh, let da little guy have his moment. You know how he gets when no one's validatin' him.
Nahhhh, he's already blown every gasket he's got already.
August 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Nahhhh, he's already blown every gasket he's got already.
No, ya' goof! You still ain't a card!
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
No, ya' goof! You still ain't a card!
Yea, whateva'. Are you still comin' ta' play cards? Dat round boy says he's conscriptin' the entire deck ta' play this time.
August 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yea, whateva'. Are you still comin' ta' play cards? Dat round boy says he's conscriptin' the entire deck ta' play this time.
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If ya' say so. I guess I can believe dat Tenna is still hidin' around somewhere... but I ain't helpin' you with dat corkboard nonsense no more.
If ya' say so. I guess I can believe dat Tenna is still hidin' around somewhere... but I ain't helpin' you with dat corkboard nonsense no more.
August 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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If ya' say so. I guess I can believe dat Tenna is still hidin' around somewhere... but I ain't helpin' you with dat corkboard nonsense no more.
If ya' say so. I guess I can believe dat Tenna is still hidin' around somewhere... but I ain't helpin' you with dat corkboard nonsense no more.
Da' creepy one is right, you're actin' nuttier 'dan usual. Have you been listenin' to 'dose phony Cyber World conspiracy shows again?
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Da' creepy one is right, you're actin' nuttier 'dan usual. Have you been listenin' to 'dose phony Cyber World conspiracy shows again?
Uhh... why would we do 'dat? Didn't da' boss move away somewhere fabulous? What do we still need dese' disguises for?
August 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Uhh... why would we do 'dat? Didn't da' boss move away somewhere fabulous? What do we still need dese' disguises for?