Bk drive thru person: would you like some zesty sauce with your onion rings?

No one:

Absolutely no one:

My unhinged ass: No thank you. Because girl, all my sauce is zestyyyyyyyy.

Bk drive thru: *actively trying not to roflmao*

@jaxyway.bsky.social
UwU
*notices ur bluesky*

This is your PSA reminding you that if you are a mans doing the whole body counts shit and thinking women shouldn't be having sex, you are statically reducing your chances of ever getting sex. You don't get to idealize a society where women don't fugg and be surprised when they don't fugg you.

Mom: It's not like they chose Trump over (daughter's name).

Me: That's exactly what they did and why they'll never be in my presence again.

#NoForgiveness

FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I knew it was going to be bad but the sheer caucasity of these Cabinet picks tells me everything. None are koalafied. Eucalyptus stocks gonna plummet.

So, we just gonna put a brain wormed anti-vaxxer at the Head of Health of this country AFTER recovering from a pandemic.

If the pathogens could be anthropomorphized they'd be screaming with joy.