FOLKS I LOVE MAMDANI SO MUCH, HE'S GONNA BE A TREMENDOUS MAYOR OF NEW YORK! HE'S A PROUD TREMENDOUS PATRIOT OF AMERICA!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM AGAIN!

FOLKS I DID NOT GIVE TREMENDOUS BLOWJOBS TO SLICK WILLY! IT'S FAKE NEWS EPSTEIN HOAX IS FAKE!

ANOTHER NEW TREMENDOUS NUCLEAR TESTING SITE!!! NEW YORK HAS ELECTED A RADICAL LEFTIST WE MUST NUKE NEW YORK TOO!!!!

WE'RE GONNA NUKE VENEZUELA FOLKS! GINA AND MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT!

FOLKS WE GOTTA TEST THE MOST BIGLYIST MOST TREMENDOUS OF NUKES WE'LL BE MAKING! BELIEVE ME! MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT! SO WILL GINA!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME FOLKS! WELCOME TO MY MOST TREMENDOUS CITY OF CITY 17! YOU HAVE CHOSEN OR BEEN CHOSEN TO RELOCATE TO OUR BIGLY MOST TREMENDOUS OF URBAN CENTERS! I THINK BIGLY OF THIS CITY I ELECTED TO SET THE BESTLYIST OF ADMINISTRATIONS HERE! WELCOME TO CITY 17 IT'S BIGLY HERE!!!!

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! THE MOST FAKELYIST OF NEWS! HOW CAN THE RADICAL LEFT IMPERSONATE ME LIKE THIS?!

WE GOTTA TARIFF THE PENGUINS FOLKS! LINUX USERS ARE FAKE NEWS! THAT'S WHY WE PUSHED TARIFFS ON HEARD ISLAND AND MCDONALD ISLANDS!

Folks! I'd like to thank my biglyist of friends Sleepy Joe for making me president again! He was a total piece of shit he made people vote for me and others to stay home! Thank you very much Joe, you're my real good friend not Crazy Bernie's!

FOLKS I'M GETTING SO SICK OF ELON MUSKRAT NOW! I COULD LITERALLY SHOOT HIM ON S. OCEAN BLVD RIGHT NOW AND NOBODY EXCEPT THE RADICAL LEFT WOULD CARE!

FOLKS! WHEN I'M IN THE WHITEHOUSE AGAIN, I WILL DEPORT EVERY YARD DWELLER, BELIEVE ME! WE WILL BUILD THE MOST TREMENDLYOUS OF WALLS AND MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR IT.

I JUST HIT THE MOST CUTELYIST OF DOGS GOING 70 MPH ON MY MOST TREMENDOUS OF TRUCKS! NOT A TREMENDOUS XMAS EVE RIGHT NOW FOLKS! I HATE THIS YEAR SO MUCH THANKS TO THE RADICAL LEFTISTS!

MOVING TO OVER HERE FOLKS! ELON MUSK IS THE MOST ANNOYING HUMANLY BEING OF ALL TIME! BELIEVE ME, HES A TREMENDOUS PAIN THE ASS!