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I just watched Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. More like Final Retconning, am I right?
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I just watched Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. More like Final Retconning, am I right?
If I had to sum up the 90s in a smell, it would be that of homemade Toasties.
June 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
If I had to sum up the 90s in a smell, it would be that of homemade Toasties.
The patriarchal conspiracy that allows Mother’s Day to happen but only on days that last 23 hours
March 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The patriarchal conspiracy that allows Mother’s Day to happen but only on days that last 23 hours
My favourite hobby is watching the YouTube channels where the 40 year old men get really angry about a film whose target audience is 7 year old girls.
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My favourite hobby is watching the YouTube channels where the 40 year old men get really angry about a film whose target audience is 7 year old girls.
I only go onto linked in to watch the middle-aged men boast about the ungodly hour of the morning they wake up at to check their emails.
March 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I only go onto linked in to watch the middle-aged men boast about the ungodly hour of the morning they wake up at to check their emails.
How stupid must Chesney Hawkes feel singing “I am the one and only”and then find out he has a clone who goes by the name Glen Powell
March 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
How stupid must Chesney Hawkes feel singing “I am the one and only”and then find out he has a clone who goes by the name Glen Powell
Who needs drugs when you have hazard light flashing thank yous
March 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Who needs drugs when you have hazard light flashing thank yous
You will be happy to know that I will be debuting the wellies I got for Christmas today at the Gruffalo trail at Colin glen park
March 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You will be happy to know that I will be debuting the wellies I got for Christmas today at the Gruffalo trail at Colin glen park
Gary Barlow biopic but he’s played by a CGI vagina
January 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Gary Barlow biopic but he’s played by a CGI vagina
The fact that we’re actively encouraged to teach our kids terminology like “doing a poo” and it’s socially unacceptable for them to “take a dump” demonstrates how completely fucked up our society is
January 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The fact that we’re actively encouraged to teach our kids terminology like “doing a poo” and it’s socially unacceptable for them to “take a dump” demonstrates how completely fucked up our society is
I think I just Butt-dialled the world
January 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think I just Butt-dialled the world
Sorry scenes in Tescos Knocknagoney. Sad Dads in their droves wandering aimlessly around the newly refurbished offsales section unable to find a decent supermarket DIPA. Devastating
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Sorry scenes in Tescos Knocknagoney. Sad Dads in their droves wandering aimlessly around the newly refurbished offsales section unable to find a decent supermarket DIPA. Devastating
I only joined this platform to find out which celebrity has died first, so I can break the news to all my friends and feel all smug for being the first person to know about it. Please don’t let me down
November 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I only joined this platform to find out which celebrity has died first, so I can break the news to all my friends and feel all smug for being the first person to know about it. Please don’t let me down
I’m so pumped for my latest hot-take. It’s coming and it will blow your mind
November 23, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I’m so pumped for my latest hot-take. It’s coming and it will blow your mind