gal in Blue is the Warmest Color is just like me: chews with her mouth open and luvs Lea Seadoux
October 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
gal in Blue is the Warmest Color is just like me: chews with her mouth open and luvs Lea Seadoux
Gave in and connected my 2nd monitor to make an effort at work
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Gave in and connected my 2nd monitor to make an effort at work
As a young man I developed a taste for chef boyardee mac & cheese straight from the can
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
As a young man I developed a taste for chef boyardee mac & cheese straight from the can
Keeping only superior apples in the bottom drawer of the fridge, aka the honeycrisper
June 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Keeping only superior apples in the bottom drawer of the fridge, aka the honeycrisper
Gone in 60 seconds is better than fast and furious
June 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Gone in 60 seconds is better than fast and furious
Dogs would be wise to befriend the resourceful squirrel
April 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dogs would be wise to befriend the resourceful squirrel
My pee smells like buffalo sauce
April 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My pee smells like buffalo sauce
If there’s autistic folks that love trains then I’ve got a version where I hate needing to get on the highway for an errand
April 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If there’s autistic folks that love trains then I’ve got a version where I hate needing to get on the highway for an errand
Beautiful wife turns the exhaust fan on post dump so the poo vapors don’t get sucked up past her face.
April 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Beautiful wife turns the exhaust fan on post dump so the poo vapors don’t get sucked up past her face.
If that comet makes impact I hope it hits me right in the head
March 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If that comet makes impact I hope it hits me right in the head
Guy at the seafood case asking the guy “which one of these fishes says ‘romance’?”
February 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Guy at the seafood case asking the guy “which one of these fishes says ‘romance’?”
Wordle bot saying my third guess solution was 99th percentile luck, fuck you
February 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Wordle bot saying my third guess solution was 99th percentile luck, fuck you
Guy beside me at the ice rink theorizing how the ambient jazzy hip-hop that was playing encouraged our athletic creativity blew my mind
January 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Guy beside me at the ice rink theorizing how the ambient jazzy hip-hop that was playing encouraged our athletic creativity blew my mind
Butt cheeks cold out
January 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Butt cheeks cold out
Things change but Mrs Fields at Ogilvie stays the same
December 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Things change but Mrs Fields at Ogilvie stays the same
Thanks to gen z it’s perverted to edge the lawn
November 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Thanks to gen z it’s perverted to edge the lawn
Ladybug ecosystem in my vacuum cleaner
October 30, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Ladybug ecosystem in my vacuum cleaner
Personal LinkedIn feed only shows recruiter inspo after following enough of them over the years
October 29, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Personal LinkedIn feed only shows recruiter inspo after following enough of them over the years
Delaying my retirement by buying stupid little treats every day
October 29, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Delaying my retirement by buying stupid little treats every day
Favorite fib I told as a kid: I peed so much I filled up the toilet
September 20, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Favorite fib I told as a kid: I peed so much I filled up the toilet
My double dip job ended and I don’t know what to do with all my free time
September 12, 2024 at 12:19 PM
My double dip job ended and I don’t know what to do with all my free time
Flappy drive through auto wash for my body and crevices
February 6, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Flappy drive through auto wash for my body and crevices
Didn’t get a toy with my adult happy meal and I’m about to throw an adult fit
December 22, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Didn’t get a toy with my adult happy meal and I’m about to throw an adult fit
Jupiter is visible tonight, get a load of that
November 30, 2023 at 6:54 AM
Jupiter is visible tonight, get a load of that