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Big Joel
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I just don't think Apple will make 133 billion dollars a year selling humanoid robots by 2040. feel free to pull up this post and laugh at me if Apple makes 133 billion dollars a year selling humanoid robots in 2040
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
this may be the sweetest comment I have ever received. I stared at it for like three minutes. I just imagined him being like "oh my god new little joel, wow awesome" almost stresses me out
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I worry that I am growing to resent the nerds. but then where will I be
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
me when I'm mad I can't imagine the number
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the only aspect of YouTube's UI that I truly hate is that every time I make a shorter than average video, they inform me that my audience is bored by my video because view time is lower than usual
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just to be a BIT fair to the commenters, this journalist did indeed suggest that Donald Trump may deserve a Nobel peace prize for this one
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
New York Times comment section in shambles over this lol, I saved these just the other day because it seemed so preposterous
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just for reference, this is the number of Ad spots youtube would automatically try to put on a 34 minute video of mine. While I imagine it would be unlikely for this many ads to be served, the standard seems to be about an ad every three mins
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
one comment I've seen a few times is like vague offense at the story by an audience that identities with the husband (who is into some weird YouTube bullshit) and therefore annoyed by the wife (who feels weird about her husband's weird YouTube bullshit). I feel like it's kind of a fun reaction tbh
October 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I find negative comments on "You Are Into Mouse Trap YouTube" so peculiar. Maybe it's just because I'm used to it on non-fiction work, but for a two page long short story, I'm just like, okay boys let's all relax
October 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
!!
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
just for reference, how on earth is this possible
September 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
how
September 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
one cannot talk about youtube flops without coming off as self pitying oh my GOD lmao. I knew it would be a flop, but never imagined that "You Are Into Mouse Trap YouTube" would have three times the views of this video. Audience keeping me on my toes tbh
September 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hey I just wanted to let you guys know that my "cloud ranking" on bluesky is a 9.6/10, which makes me something of a celebrity on this website. You might not have been aware but yeah my cloud rank is 9.6
September 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
honestly such a stroke of good luck for Gvir that the countermeasures Israel are now forced into are also the thing he's wanted to do for his entire political career. could have easily been a really bad day for him
September 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think the reason I’m a little less quick to conclude that the Dark Days are coming and that now conservatives are gonna get REALLY hardcore is that I have no idea what that means. Wow my dad said he was mad. This guy thinks umm, that Charlie was too nice. What are they even talking about
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This interaction between the quartering and Milo Yiannopoulos is really quite good
September 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
People can get so wrapped up in very particular ways of “being moderate” and performing moderation, I find it very interesting
September 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’ve complained about this before but I just can’t believe how shit members only YouTube content is designed. It’s obvious purpose is to spark FOMO, and it doesn’t even do that. it functionally jusy doubles every video in the ugliest way. And it seems trivially easy to solve too
September 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
You’re holding my observation sbout post-belief Christianity to the standard “has this stopped fascism”
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I think Christians could have a really good cultural moment if they started talking about how this kind of take is vaguely blasphemous
September 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Wow… usbc….. wow
September 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Update: after stewing on it for the night I literally like it, look and feel clean, and may never go to a barber again idk
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is a pic of me from earlier today you never know what you’ve got until it’s gone (a huge amount of hair)
September 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM