Jamie Smith
@bigjimwinsalot.bsky.social
Newcastle United fan/writer/rent-a-gob
Found this pic outside Marseille supporters bar when #NUFC played there in the UEFA Cup in 2004. It was OK through the day (including at the old port) but when it got dark it turned into Mos Eisely. The trip to the ground was particularly micey iirc. Safe trip anyone headed.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Found this pic outside Marseille supporters bar when #NUFC played there in the UEFA Cup in 2004. It was OK through the day (including at the old port) but when it got dark it turned into Mos Eisely. The trip to the ground was particularly micey iirc. Safe trip anyone headed.
Dapped into Revolution for one of my lonely pints. Feels like this bar has been part of my life forever, proper night spot back in the day and now I’m having steady beers here. Always loved the building, proper Toon classic
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dapped into Revolution for one of my lonely pints. Feels like this bar has been part of my life forever, proper night spot back in the day and now I’m having steady beers here. Always loved the building, proper Toon classic
Dapped into Revolution for one of my lonely pints. Feels like this bar has been part of my life forever, proper night spot back in the day and now I’m having steady beers here. Always loved the building, proper Toon classic
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dapped into Revolution for one of my lonely pints. Feels like this bar has been part of my life forever, proper night spot back in the day and now I’m having steady beers here. Always loved the building, proper Toon classic
Mates sending the sort of piss poor pre-pub messages that scream “Jamie sat on his own for two pints” ahead of tonight. #NUFC #NEWBEN #ShitMates
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Mates sending the sort of piss poor pre-pub messages that scream “Jamie sat on his own for two pints” ahead of tonight. #NUFC #NEWBEN #ShitMates
Wrote this. There are spooky comparisons between Eddie Howe and Alex Ferguson and you don’t have to go further than the first couple of paragraphs to see them #NUFC
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/alex...
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/alex...
Alex Ferguson, Eddie Howe, Manchester United and Newcastle United - Important lessons
Important lessons - Alex Ferguson, Eddie Howe, Manchester United and Newcastle United
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October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wrote this. There are spooky comparisons between Eddie Howe and Alex Ferguson and you don’t have to go further than the first couple of paragraphs to see them #NUFC
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/alex...
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/alex...
Seems to have been a colossal oversight. Two working days have passed in October without #NUFC taking money out of my bank account, is something wrong?
October 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Seems to have been a colossal oversight. Two working days have passed in October without #NUFC taking money out of my bank account, is something wrong?
Match report from #NUFC v Forest where I let slip how utterly furious I am with Matz Sels for becoming a top PL keeper after turning in such shit shows in goal for us he threatened to single handedly strand us in the Championship until Karl Darlow came to the rescue
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/toda...
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/toda...
Today was a welcome return to such happiness…
Newcastle 2 Nottingham Forest 0 - Today was a welcome return to such happiness…
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October 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Match report from #NUFC v Forest where I let slip how utterly furious I am with Matz Sels for becoming a top PL keeper after turning in such shit shows in goal for us he threatened to single handedly strand us in the Championship until Karl Darlow came to the rescue
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/toda...
www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/toda...
I went to Bradford away a couple of weeks before Christmas 1999. I’d just split from a lass and was feeling a bit down. I had to get a bus through Bradford and back to see a useless version of #NUFC lose 2-0. Think Dean Saunders scored. Redemption tonight please Eddie x
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I went to Bradford away a couple of weeks before Christmas 1999. I’d just split from a lass and was feeling a bit down. I had to get a bus through Bradford and back to see a useless version of #NUFC lose 2-0. Think Dean Saunders scored. Redemption tonight please Eddie x
Just grabbed some stuff for the gym and only just realised I’ve gone full kit wanker
September 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Just grabbed some stuff for the gym and only just realised I’ve gone full kit wanker
Barcelona, St James Park, #NUFC in the Champions League. At the match with my boy and other great things adding up to me disregarding my principles at the club shop www.themag.co.uk/2025/09/hang...
Hang on, what do I say if he wants one at the next game?
Newcastle 1 Barcelona 2 - Hang on, what do I say if he wants one at the next game?
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September 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Barcelona, St James Park, #NUFC in the Champions League. At the match with my boy and other great things adding up to me disregarding my principles at the club shop www.themag.co.uk/2025/09/hang...
Woke up in Dover this morning with my entire family in tow and am just about to hit the boozer in Leeds ahead of #NUFC match. Can’t give myself enough credit for this effort 👏🏻
August 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Woke up in Dover this morning with my entire family in tow and am just about to hit the boozer in Leeds ahead of #NUFC match. Can’t give myself enough credit for this effort 👏🏻
Bit teary here. My little lad has always had an obsession with Barcelona, asks when #NUFC will play them. Had to tell him it’s never happening for years, so his face when they came out the draw tonight was the Best. His loyalties will of course only go one way on the night.
August 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bit teary here. My little lad has always had an obsession with Barcelona, asks when #NUFC will play them. Had to tell him it’s never happening for years, so his face when they came out the draw tonight was the Best. His loyalties will of course only go one way on the night.
If anyone here can tell me a way to watch the league cup draw in France I’ll be ya best mate
August 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If anyone here can tell me a way to watch the league cup draw in France I’ll be ya best mate
Walked into the bar at Disneyland worried about it being full of plastic Reds and this lad is stood at the bar. Geordies everywhere #NUFC
August 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Walked into the bar at Disneyland worried about it being full of plastic Reds and this lad is stood at the bar. Geordies everywhere #NUFC
The Isak drama rumbles on. Using this to go on record with fear/suspicion his groin is going to go and cause a massive absence (supplemented by several soft tissue problems afterwards) that could mean next season isn’t an ideal time to own him #NUFC #LFC
Alexander Isak looms large over everything at St James' Park right now - he is the tainted hero whose future casts a shadow over their plans for what was intended to be a season of progress.
#NUFC
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🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...
#NUFC
📝 @georgecaulkin.bsky.social
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...
August 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sat in the bar with the young un pre match. Keep forgetting who we are playing. Don’t have much enthusiasm and keep tracking back to what the thought process was that made me buy tickets. Pre season is never my favourite but this one reeks #NUFC
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sat in the bar with the young un pre match. Keep forgetting who we are playing. Don’t have much enthusiasm and keep tracking back to what the thought process was that made me buy tickets. Pre season is never my favourite but this one reeks #NUFC
BlueSky just made me verify my age, is it a bit of a porn site?
July 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
BlueSky just made me verify my age, is it a bit of a porn site?
Does this mean he’ll get an international cap for Longstaff?
Sean Longstaff is the Stephen Ireland of NUFC.
Thank you for time.
Thank you for time.
July 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Does this mean he’ll get an international cap for Longstaff?
Blast from the past in Glasgow for me. Great day out apart from the football. If anyone wants me I’ll be over here wildly fluctuating between “it’s only a friendly/plenty time yet” and “we’re dooooomed!” #NUFC
July 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Blast from the past in Glasgow for me. Great day out apart from the football. If anyone wants me I’ll be over here wildly fluctuating between “it’s only a friendly/plenty time yet” and “we’re dooooomed!” #NUFC
Wife just brought up some lip gloss that I apparently lost when she gave it to me to keep for her and I left it in a hired suit THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS AGO.
You can tell I’m away to the match tomorrow it’s all coming out.
You can tell I’m away to the match tomorrow it’s all coming out.
July 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wife just brought up some lip gloss that I apparently lost when she gave it to me to keep for her and I left it in a hired suit THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS AGO.
You can tell I’m away to the match tomorrow it’s all coming out.
You can tell I’m away to the match tomorrow it’s all coming out.