"Ahem, only official GW materials are allowed at this game event!"

*points at SKU on back of leg* "This is official GW sprue."

*looking on in irritation* "Okay, I gotta admit, the highlighting and weathering is better than alot of the armies in there."

"I'm broke, not talentless."

It's 2003 redux, even fucking stupider edition.

Tenchi Mewyo says "Hi, fellow tuxie!"

"Now that you've gone without for a week, the thieves would like to graciously sell you your items back."

Bubba's new nickname is "Stack"

Me vs. Hot Vamp:

Yeah, but now they can claim the files are part of an active DOJ investigation to run cover against Congress ordering their release. It's so fucking obvious and stupid.

I'm sure he's stiffing them, too.

Womb service

The ADA system is just full of tongue-in-cheek messages that are just dystopian Capitalist. It has a sense of humor about what it's doing.

"The new system is you pay only when you get sick. And you only pay the bill for what you doctor does. And you cut out the middle man including the paperwork of negotiating rates."

Yeah that's called "Not Having Insurance HAHA Die Poor Fuckers" and has been the GOP plank for decades.

She gave GOPagandists the first bullet to fire at Dems, she might as well be "bipartisan" and fill the entire magazine.

So many Facebook accounts have sprung up with names like "Funny Comix" or "Daily Haha" and repost people's comics with zero attribution. Some even have the gall to say "credit: original artist" after cropping out their name or webcomic address from the margin. I block them after reporting them.

It's the frog in the pot, we've been simmering in Really Fucked for awhile. Now he wants to crank the heat to Utterly Fucked.