I'm happy for you that it's helped you. It's helped me as well, although not as much as I had hoped, it's certainly better than nothing.

I'm here for that shit.

Perhaps he thinks he looks good next to 'not-of-this-earth' orange.

Whenever I get offers for "paper free" billing I always think, "Oh, you're having printer problems too?"

As a certifiable empty stack engineer, all my code starts with a talking paperclip that says, "Hello, it looks like you're trying to write some code, would you like help with that?"

Lines are not commas. It sounds like they make club sandwiches out of porn cakes and serve them for brunch.