If you're going to abandon all your morals to take saudi money, you should at least have some gay sex while you're there

his middle name is john? i always thought it was jonald

cringe is in the eye of the beholder

Being a sports fan kinda freaky

Ball knowledge?
Of who's?

at the gym working on my buldge

My main goal is to own an ally, name it Blow Job Ally, and see what happens

I love maths! Yippee girl, you make the world go round <3

Except for probability whcihc is dumb and fake and I hate you

My tactical decision making is like Sun Tzu, if the enemy I'm trying to defeat is myself

I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.

The Great Prophet sat upon the mountain top, holding the fixation of his loyal followers.

A follower asked, "Oh Great Prophet, you have been from us for many days. You looked to the heavens and the earth for an answer. Did the Gods answer your question? How does one obtain happiness?"

"Gucci Hat"

the fact white boys are so angry proves that the only true happines in this life is hand-made textiles

If I was Jesus designing my human body, I would make my junk an exact replica of some other dude's out there.

Then when I'm pissing, I can stare up at the moon and wonder if my twin is grabbing at his too <3

The most fucked up thing about the internet is that you have near infinite opportunities to spread joy and support

Does anybody know if scientists have gotten monkeys addicted to gambling yet?
I bet it would be insanely easy

You know you're doing something FUCKed up when the website asks you to login with facebook

HEARTWARMING: White boy drinks jasmine tea once, votes green