That was not an accident 😁

They have vampire ducks? 😱

If you’re a collector, it’s an investment. If you’re a fan, it’s a wish-list item.

Agreed. That’s what makes it Consensual Spanking day. Only those over 18 can consent.

As they say:
Celebrate responsibly.

We found out just a couple years ago and totally by accident.

Mark your calendar for 8/8 every year (butts / butts, I assume).

But don’t worry, if you don’t celebrate today, rain-checks are valid for 364 more days 😈

It’s ok. If you miss it, rainchecks are good for 364 more days 😈

What??? Let’s remedy that ASAP!

But glad you’re still getting to play!

Can always start again. That’s the joy of progress.

I bet it would be. Everyone’s bottoms needed a moment so we opted just for watching… this time 😈

Yes.
I am a big guy.
I am a spanker.
I am a spanker of girls.
I am a spanker of big girls.

While big girls are my preference, I also gladly spank male-identifying, female-identifying, non-binary-identifying individuals, and any consenting adult with a backside in need of a spanking.

Which hyphen?

The classic epic trilogy:

SpankingEpics “Being Keith Jones” Trilogy, specifically tonight: volume 2 “Trouble in Carson’s Gap”

Starring the great @ericathesq.bsky.social

Then there were 22. And we’re providing our own commentary 🤣🤣🤣