Media is broken right now but somehow that makes this even funnier

The country has spoken. It’s time for our annual billionaire sacrifice

This country won’t be fixed by #nem, we’ll be dragged kicking and screaming toward progress and prosperity by #women with a willingness to make it happen. #FeministRevolution #RevolutionNow #WomenInMensFields #JasmineCrockett

My fucks to give are out of network

Absolutely. That man had a mission and the most stone cold composure I’ve ever seen.

I think he was just a chill guy looking to make the world a better place

I mean I feel like what happened in NYC the other morning was a pretty good start 🤷‍♂️

#EatTheRich

NYPD be like “LOOK at that IMMACULATE form, honestly I wouldn’t have changed a THING”