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Men don’t understand how humbling it is to be a woman. Yesterday I went into a salon and said “I’d like my eyebrows threaded.” And she said, “mustache too?”
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Men don’t understand how humbling it is to be a woman. Yesterday I went into a salon and said “I’d like my eyebrows threaded.” And she said, “mustache too?”
When people say their Spotify Wrapped is “so random” and it’s literally just Sabrina Carpenter, Bieber, and Taylor Swift…
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When people say their Spotify Wrapped is “so random” and it’s literally just Sabrina Carpenter, Bieber, and Taylor Swift…
How can we get the men talking to themselves in our DMs into the same conversation with each other, but without us?
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December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How can we get the men talking to themselves in our DMs into the same conversation with each other, but without us?
The Bills really played with Weyward’s psychological well-being.
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Bills really played with Weyward’s psychological well-being.
Not Bobby Baccalieri in the Bills Hallmark movie… my heart is full 🤍
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not Bobby Baccalieri in the Bills Hallmark movie… my heart is full 🤍
The idiot who raised prices on coffee is signing a bill to reduce tariffs on coffee and then his idiot followers will be like omggg he’s the best president we have ever seen! I hate it here.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The idiot who raised prices on coffee is signing a bill to reduce tariffs on coffee and then his idiot followers will be like omggg he’s the best president we have ever seen! I hate it here.
Are the Packers and the Eagles in a lavender marriage because there’s hardly any scoring going on.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Are the Packers and the Eagles in a lavender marriage because there’s hardly any scoring going on.
Idk who unplugged America and then plugged her back in, but thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Idk who unplugged America and then plugged her back in, but thank you.
Wiped the ballroom floor with him.
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Wiped the ballroom floor with him.
But do my dogs know they’re solely upholding my mental health
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
But do my dogs know they’re solely upholding my mental health
Just ended a client call with “go Bills.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just ended a client call with “go Bills.”
Southwest loves a volunteer to check their bags.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Southwest loves a volunteer to check their bags.
Gronk makes Terry Bradshaw look like a rocket scientist.
October 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Gronk makes Terry Bradshaw look like a rocket scientist.
There’s a medical tent for drug overdoses at WWWY, and I will not need that unless I overdose on Aleve.
October 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There’s a medical tent for drug overdoses at WWWY, and I will not need that unless I overdose on Aleve.
“I can’t understand a word Bad Bunny is singing.”
Also them: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy 🎶
Also them: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy 🎶
October 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“I can’t understand a word Bad Bunny is singing.”
Also them: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy 🎶
Also them: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy 🎶
RE Mark Sanchez: why is everyone carrying a knife like this is West Side Story?
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
RE Mark Sanchez: why is everyone carrying a knife like this is West Side Story?
Buongiorno from Mount Etna
September 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Buongiorno from Mount Etna
I was just on a flight with Matt Healy, what appeared to be his band, and his girlfriend. Wild times.
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I was just on a flight with Matt Healy, what appeared to be his band, and his girlfriend. Wild times.
September 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Took an edible last night and now I need to know how long it took civilization to breed wolves into Chihuahuas.
August 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Took an edible last night and now I need to know how long it took civilization to breed wolves into Chihuahuas.
Stop sending Katy Perry to space and make me a roomba lawn mower instead!
June 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Stop sending Katy Perry to space and make me a roomba lawn mower instead!
I feel it is only fair that those who voted for this go to the front lines and defend your king.
June 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I feel it is only fair that those who voted for this go to the front lines and defend your king.
Maybe Katy Perry can date an extraterrestrial next.
June 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Maybe Katy Perry can date an extraterrestrial next.
I just realized Gavin Newsom was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Omg.
Omg.
June 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just realized Gavin Newsom was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Omg.
Omg.
Did we figure out Larry David’s connection to the Hailee and Josh wedding yet err what
June 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Did we figure out Larry David’s connection to the Hailee and Josh wedding yet err what