It must be exhausting to be a far right "Christian." Always having to hunt for the next thing to be offended about.
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It must be exhausting to be a far right "Christian." Always having to hunt for the next thing to be offended about.
And then fox news said unto thee, "let them eat hamburger helper."
October 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And then fox news said unto thee, "let them eat hamburger helper."
Can't think of a better metaphor for this presidency while watching the east wing of the white house being torn down. What a dumpster fire.
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Can't think of a better metaphor for this presidency while watching the east wing of the white house being torn down. What a dumpster fire.
What is with the stupid friend zone stuff? If he or she said no just move on. You're only wasting your own time at that point.
September 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What is with the stupid friend zone stuff? If he or she said no just move on. You're only wasting your own time at that point.
Did u know that garbage disposals have a red button on the bottom to reset them? Ask me his I found out...
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Did u know that garbage disposals have a red button on the bottom to reset them? Ask me his I found out...
Made it to VCF Midwest! Can't wait to see all the computers!
September 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Made it to VCF Midwest! Can't wait to see all the computers!
Took me a long time to realize I was supposed to be able to talk to my teacher if I had a problem. That's the last person I would have ever approached as a child. At best I would have been ignored. At worst an embarrassing call home from the principals.
September 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Took me a long time to realize I was supposed to be able to talk to my teacher if I had a problem. That's the last person I would have ever approached as a child. At best I would have been ignored. At worst an embarrassing call home from the principals.
The farmers begging Trump for help reminds me of the Russians begging Putin for help. Its always the system that's wrong and not their fearless leader. Who do they think allowed the system to rot from the inside?
September 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The farmers begging Trump for help reminds me of the Russians begging Putin for help. Its always the system that's wrong and not their fearless leader. Who do they think allowed the system to rot from the inside?
The girl at Lowes was so nice to me I got embarrassed for her. I forgot my gay bracelet so my fault. She had no hint how gay I am without it. Like I'm completed, but I feel bad having to play dumb the whole time. I'm sure she will find someone soon!
September 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The girl at Lowes was so nice to me I got embarrassed for her. I forgot my gay bracelet so my fault. She had no hint how gay I am without it. Like I'm completed, but I feel bad having to play dumb the whole time. I'm sure she will find someone soon!
Went to replace a porch light. Should be pretty easy right? Then I took the old one off and realized none of it was done right underneath. Good thing no one will know the hack job I did to get it to stay.
September 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Went to replace a porch light. Should be pretty easy right? Then I took the old one off and realized none of it was done right underneath. Good thing no one will know the hack job I did to get it to stay.
I'm really enjoying the weekend at Burnies memes with Trump. Is he sick? Is he alive? Who knows!
September 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm really enjoying the weekend at Burnies memes with Trump. Is he sick? Is he alive? Who knows!
TACO one again let's his Russia deadline pass without any consequences.
September 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
TACO one again let's his Russia deadline pass without any consequences.
If the GOP always seems to contradict themselves it's because the only goal is power. This means no help for the poor, no fixing our infrastructure, no minority rights, no freedom of speech or press, veterans benefits, etc. It's only important if it gains the GOP more power.
August 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If the GOP always seems to contradict themselves it's because the only goal is power. This means no help for the poor, no fixing our infrastructure, no minority rights, no freedom of speech or press, veterans benefits, etc. It's only important if it gains the GOP more power.
The more someone assures me they are 100% straight the less I believe them.
August 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The more someone assures me they are 100% straight the less I believe them.
What's with all this gay for pay stuff? I've been gay for free this whole time.
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What's with all this gay for pay stuff? I've been gay for free this whole time.
The best part about outdoor summer concerts is that you do NOT have to go.
August 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The best part about outdoor summer concerts is that you do NOT have to go.
Look, any show that has a quirky guy and his best friend going on adventures is a gay couple even if they throw a girl into it every few episodes. There are so many where the quirky guy just always seems to "strike out" for some reason and his guy best friend never tries? Yeah right!
August 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Look, any show that has a quirky guy and his best friend going on adventures is a gay couple even if they throw a girl into it every few episodes. There are so many where the quirky guy just always seems to "strike out" for some reason and his guy best friend never tries? Yeah right!
I still can't believe people keep tarantulas as pets. It should stay in hell where it belongs.
August 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I still can't believe people keep tarantulas as pets. It should stay in hell where it belongs.
Mowing the grass is so easy now that the heat wave broke.
August 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Mowing the grass is so easy now that the heat wave broke.
Found out ur supposed to boil potatoes before frying them. I was wondering why they always burn or come out still crunchy.
August 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Found out ur supposed to boil potatoes before frying them. I was wondering why they always burn or come out still crunchy.
TACO Trump chickens out again! Haha. Where are those Epstein files?
July 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
TACO Trump chickens out again! Haha. Where are those Epstein files?
A rolling stop is a made up ticket. Especially when no one is in the intersection. What am I fully stopping for? The air?
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A rolling stop is a made up ticket. Especially when no one is in the intersection. What am I fully stopping for? The air?
I have no idea who wants a DJ to mash 5 seconds your favorite song into another one that you don't know. Which one should I dance to? Why can't I hear the full song? Spotify makes a better playlist to dance to even with ads in it.
July 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I have no idea who wants a DJ to mash 5 seconds your favorite song into another one that you don't know. Which one should I dance to? Why can't I hear the full song? Spotify makes a better playlist to dance to even with ads in it.
With the success of the Superman movie I guess there is going to be another avalanche of super hero movies. I liked the messaging with this one, but my god. Its been nothing but super hero movies and live action Disney remakes for like 15 years now.
July 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
With the success of the Superman movie I guess there is going to be another avalanche of super hero movies. I liked the messaging with this one, but my god. Its been nothing but super hero movies and live action Disney remakes for like 15 years now.
This is exactly how it felt for me. I can't stand office "culture." That and the stupid open office plans makes it feel like I'm always being watched.
July 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is exactly how it felt for me. I can't stand office "culture." That and the stupid open office plans makes it feel like I'm always being watched.