Went to NYC. Saw some stuff. It was fun (like these sentences, the trip was short).

#newyorkcity #nyc #broadway #centralpark

It's that time of year again. Scents that have served us well go to that big candle warmer in the sky 🕊 It's time for these scents to get their wings.

Note: Power Bottom will return for Pride month in 2026 as a seasonal scent.

#powerbottom #plantdaddy #masformasc #hookupculture #fruitloops

Robbing a museum is apparently easy, but just in case you want to throw the hounds off your trail, here's some scents I'd recommend you wear.

#louvre #louvremuseum #museumrobbery #arttheft #robbery #stolenjewels #stolenart #artheist

It's the most wonderful time of the year. When you get to spend a cloudy Sunday afternoon with a pair of gray sweatpants and a dildo. Unfortunately, just for a photo shoot.

Available online now (dildo not included).

#greysweatpantsseason #dickprint #bigdick

Monthly #twink appreciation post, I guess. If we don't give them attention they get bitchy.

#twinks #twinkappreciation #cutetwink #cutebutboney #twinkcandle #twinksmell #twinkscent #twinkerbell #brunch #otters

Liquid hand soap making is going really well 😬

Fuck this motherfucking piece of orange chicken shit and everyone who supports him.

Celebrate people who are ACTUALLY doing good for this country on June 14. Not a shitler-wannabe baby that thinks protesters should be silenced during his birthday military parade.

Fucking worthless crybaby.

What a stupidly strange movie.

#thephoenecianscheme #wesanderson #wesandersonstyle