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bigfootsdelicious.bsky.social
@bigfootsdelicious.bsky.social
Bisexual pilot experiencing the Horrors on the daily
Most of my posts are just me thinking “hehe:3” and hitting post
He/Him
The Pacers might actually do better on defense if they just start beating the shit out of the guy with the ball
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Man the Pacers defense SUCKS. If they let ME take over as defense staff I could make them worse!
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The refs at the pacers game were 100% paid off by the mob, and by the mob I mean the dwarven rebellion #carlisleisanelf
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
As an instructor, seeing my students use ChatGPT for study questions really irks me considering the FAA has countless documents with the specific questions the examiners are allowed to ask
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dopesmoker by Sleep is one that I don’t listen to often due to it being an hour long but when I do I’m filled with delusions of grandeur
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All my homies hate a left to right crosswind but love a right to left crosswind
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I relate to Gambit because I am nothing if not a yearner
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lego ninjago lasted longer than the confederacy
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Man FUCK Walgreens
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thank you Superman for helping me reach a new PR in the gym
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Christmas shopping for my parents are the worst because my mom never talks about what she wants and my dad just buys what he wants fully knowing the season is upon us
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve always liked DC over Marvel and I think I get it now. DC to me has always felt like “do the right thing for the sake of it being the right thing” heroism. Marvel a lot of times feels like military industrial complex propaganda
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I need yaoi between the Pacers’ Jay Huff and the Cavaliers Evan Mobley. Those centers have been centering in on each others hips
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Caleb Widogast’s eyes have a sadness that is only ever seen in Eastern European gay porn
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I forgot all about the Real Life Superhero Project so I spent last night looking through their registry and tell me why Indiana got the groomers :(
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
American Psycho and The Joker are the same movies from different tax brackets
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Haunting of Hill House might be a new favorite show holy shit
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Leo from twin peaks speaks with the inflection of someone who does gay porn
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Tarantino movie where a pickle seeks revenge call that shit PicKill Bill
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Full moon tonight, have to fly solo otherwise my copilot might see me change
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
BBL shark extra jiggly on the moon
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tuning my beer to a concert B flat
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Some days the airport coffee tastes like cigarettes and I think that’s an omen
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Spencer Waddel I wish to be you
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM