Jesse Seybert
@bigfootbananas.bsky.social
Artist, Mom, Weirdo, Dr. Who fan 👽🛸🤖🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤘🎨
We got jackolanturns!!!
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We got jackolanturns!!!
Just decided I’m going to do a “6/7” Jasper John’s inspired painting lesson with my after school kids. I’m pretty proud of the idea honestly. 😂🤣
October 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just decided I’m going to do a “6/7” Jasper John’s inspired painting lesson with my after school kids. I’m pretty proud of the idea honestly. 😂🤣
I had a dream the other night where I was in a public restroom. There were no stalls and just a long row of like 20 toilets. 1 by 1, they started shooting uncooked hotdogs from them. I was very upset by this. Josh woke me and said that I was whimpering and yelling “No! No more Hotdogs!!” In my sleep
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I had a dream the other night where I was in a public restroom. There were no stalls and just a long row of like 20 toilets. 1 by 1, they started shooting uncooked hotdogs from them. I was very upset by this. Josh woke me and said that I was whimpering and yelling “No! No more Hotdogs!!” In my sleep
Blep and the blankie.
September 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Blep and the blankie.
Max’s HOCO proposal to his girlfriend Natahlia. 💕🥹
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Max’s HOCO proposal to his girlfriend Natahlia. 💕🥹
Waffles: I’m Never gonna sleep again because the last time I did, I woke up with a mani/pedi and no balls.
September 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Waffles: I’m Never gonna sleep again because the last time I did, I woke up with a mani/pedi and no balls.
Have I ever walked in on my husband watching porn? No. Never. But I HAVE walked in on him watching Krull.
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Have I ever walked in on my husband watching porn? No. Never. But I HAVE walked in on him watching Krull.
Waffles and I are bonding
September 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Waffles and I are bonding
Me and my twin
September 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Me and my twin
In juvie for elder abuse of Casey..
August 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In juvie for elder abuse of Casey..
Max’s First day of High School.
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Max’s First day of High School.
Going to the store with this kid is exhausting..
July 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Going to the store with this kid is exhausting..
Another winner. 🤣😂 This was requested by Max
July 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Another winner. 🤣😂 This was requested by Max
I may have made something for a project for my kids art camp that is now cracking my shit up. I find this stupid thing extremely delightful.
July 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I may have made something for a project for my kids art camp that is now cracking my shit up. I find this stupid thing extremely delightful.
I just wanted to mow the grass
June 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I just wanted to mow the grass
Waffles nonsense.. 😂🤦♀️
June 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Waffles nonsense.. 😂🤦♀️
My grown self won a new friend today.
June 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My grown self won a new friend today.
I’m just going to put this right here
May 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m just going to put this right here
Got myself a present 😆🤣😆🤣
April 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Got myself a present 😆🤣😆🤣
Someone did not want to go upstairs to bed. 😝
March 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Someone did not want to go upstairs to bed. 😝
I had a helper getting ready for work
March 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I had a helper getting ready for work
Awwww Casey actually Likes Waffles
March 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Awwww Casey actually Likes Waffles