Blessed be @carltonkirby.bsky.social and even Rob Hatch and his phony accent. Forgive those on TNT for they know not what they do and forgive those with press passes, Orla and Adam Blythe whose free cycle show is false idolatry. Amen

Forgive me for not buying a Bora steam extractor and, as a balding man, leaving it too late for Alpecin to kick in.

Finally, reassure him that there will be a weekly taster session (cheese on a stick, a small sample of a drink etc). This will ensure that everyone is satisfied and will undoubtedly increase customer numbers going forward

By ordering everything on the menu, it will provide full access to things he had previously not encountered. It will also be an opportunity for investment (although only the suppliers will benefit, not the people who actually participated in the making of the products).