John Smallberries
@bigemedic.bsky.social
My friends actually call me Erik.
Human, Father, Husband, Firefighter, Veteran, Citizen.
Trying to be the person my dogs think I am.
Human, Father, Husband, Firefighter, Veteran, Citizen.
Trying to be the person my dogs think I am.
The only thing I miss about Xitter is that I could reply to this tweet and tell that guy he's an asshole.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The only thing I miss about Xitter is that I could reply to this tweet and tell that guy he's an asshole.
Explains why Mike was so keen to swear him in.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Explains why Mike was so keen to swear him in.
All I heard for 4 years was "Sleepy Joe".
This shit happens and it's crickets.
The MSM is no better than the RWNM. Both are ass.
This shit happens and it's crickets.
The MSM is no better than the RWNM. Both are ass.
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
All I heard for 4 years was "Sleepy Joe".
This shit happens and it's crickets.
The MSM is no better than the RWNM. Both are ass.
This shit happens and it's crickets.
The MSM is no better than the RWNM. Both are ass.
Tom Cotton is equal parts asshole and idiot.
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tom Cotton is equal parts asshole and idiot.
This seems like a good time to reiterate that Tom Cotton is an asshole.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This seems like a good time to reiterate that Tom Cotton is an asshole.
They'd love to bring back polio and Jim Crow too, not just ugly station wagons.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They'd love to bring back polio and Jim Crow too, not just ugly station wagons.
BuT sLeEpY Joe!
Our MSM sucks ass.
Our MSM sucks ass.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
BuT sLeEpY Joe!
Our MSM sucks ass.
Our MSM sucks ass.
Not a thing, lady, but go off.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not a thing, lady, but go off.
You know how much better off we'd be if Trump leveled up to the 3rd string?
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You know how much better off we'd be if Trump leveled up to the 3rd string?
That's the face of guy clearing up after a two-day bender.
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That's the face of guy clearing up after a two-day bender.
The only thing good about an expiration in office is that dozens of lackeys would go unpardoned.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The only thing good about an expiration in office is that dozens of lackeys would go unpardoned.
Statistically, there's going to be a stupidest Republican in Congress. That's just science. What is surprising is the number of them actively vying for the title.
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Statistically, there's going to be a stupidest Republican in Congress. That's just science. What is surprising is the number of them actively vying for the title.
Jesus, Deb. Have a sip of water you thirsty bitch.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Jesus, Deb. Have a sip of water you thirsty bitch.
Yeah, don't be fooled. That leopard ain't changed it's spots.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, don't be fooled. That leopard ain't changed it's spots.
Dude. What is Trump gonna look like is 3 months? 6? 9He's devolving day by day.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dude. What is Trump gonna look like is 3 months? 6? 9He's devolving day by day.
No, of course I'm not urinating down your back. That's rain, friend. Just the rain.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No, of course I'm not urinating down your back. That's rain, friend. Just the rain.
New?
Was this columnist born this morning?
Was this columnist born this morning?
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
New?
Was this columnist born this morning?
Was this columnist born this morning?
Good. I hope he's miserable.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Good. I hope he's miserable.
The jokes on us. Always has been.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The jokes on us. Always has been.
As a child, I never had much of an opinion about the holiday.
As an adult, having experienced some of life's highs, lows and surprises, I love Thanksgiving. Like you say, the chance to break bread with family and freinds to simply be grateful for this life is wonderful:)
As an adult, having experienced some of life's highs, lows and surprises, I love Thanksgiving. Like you say, the chance to break bread with family and freinds to simply be grateful for this life is wonderful:)
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a child, I never had much of an opinion about the holiday.
As an adult, having experienced some of life's highs, lows and surprises, I love Thanksgiving. Like you say, the chance to break bread with family and freinds to simply be grateful for this life is wonderful:)
As an adult, having experienced some of life's highs, lows and surprises, I love Thanksgiving. Like you say, the chance to break bread with family and freinds to simply be grateful for this life is wonderful:)
Yeah, as soon as I'm not cramping up ten minutes in, and don't spend my flight staring into the scalp of the person sitting in front of me, I consider wearing anything but sweat pants .
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yeah, as soon as I'm not cramping up ten minutes in, and don't spend my flight staring into the scalp of the person sitting in front of me, I consider wearing anything but sweat pants .
Duffy has been a joke since he was on MTV. F-ck that guy.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Duffy has been a joke since he was on MTV. F-ck that guy.
To be fair, bat shit is actually useful as fertilizer.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
To be fair, bat shit is actually useful as fertilizer.
Newt can go straight to hell.
Callista gets the benefit of the doubt, I'm assuming she's an idiot.
Callista gets the benefit of the doubt, I'm assuming she's an idiot.
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Newt can go straight to hell.
Callista gets the benefit of the doubt, I'm assuming she's an idiot.
Callista gets the benefit of the doubt, I'm assuming she's an idiot.