Jody L
@bigdumptruck.bsky.social
I think weird things and write half of them down. You know me from Twitter and IG. Here for the absurd humor
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We are a Roku family and last night I configured the Tubi, PlutoTv and the Roku app with favorites. Now I can watch crackling Yule logs or Murder She Wrote on three different apps!
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We are a Roku family and last night I configured the Tubi, PlutoTv and the Roku app with favorites. Now I can watch crackling Yule logs or Murder She Wrote on three different apps!
To the people with videos on Tik Tok and YouTube showing off hidden rooms they built: I'm calling the tip line on you the minute someone goes missing.
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
To the people with videos on Tik Tok and YouTube showing off hidden rooms they built: I'm calling the tip line on you the minute someone goes missing.
I know what it would be like to drive the Speed bus because my work laptop started a forced reboot countdown as I was finishing slides I needed to present in 10 minutes.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I know what it would be like to drive the Speed bus because my work laptop started a forced reboot countdown as I was finishing slides I needed to present in 10 minutes.
"I need to buy candy I don't like next year." - me to myself for the past 30 years
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"I need to buy candy I don't like next year." - me to myself for the past 30 years
There's still space on the Internet, where you can find some absolutely wild comment sections that don't get political. One of those is people claiming that Apple pie made zucchini instead of apples is just as good as apple pie.
Balances out people calling me a c-bomb for saying CK preached hate.
Balances out people calling me a c-bomb for saying CK preached hate.
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There's still space on the Internet, where you can find some absolutely wild comment sections that don't get political. One of those is people claiming that Apple pie made zucchini instead of apples is just as good as apple pie.
Balances out people calling me a c-bomb for saying CK preached hate.
Balances out people calling me a c-bomb for saying CK preached hate.
Thing I just texted that made sense to me when I sent it.
"My car smell like gum someone else is chewing."
"My car smell like gum someone else is chewing."
July 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thing I just texted that made sense to me when I sent it.
"My car smell like gum someone else is chewing."
"My car smell like gum someone else is chewing."
There's a movie on Peacock called Bionic Showdown starring Sandra Bullock and Lee Majors' kid. This is going to be great!
July 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There's a movie on Peacock called Bionic Showdown starring Sandra Bullock and Lee Majors' kid. This is going to be great!
Found an old FB status that serves as a reminder that some of us knew what he was a decade ago.
July 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Found an old FB status that serves as a reminder that some of us knew what he was a decade ago.
I wrote a new song with my kid (OutLyer) and we released it under "Just Ducky! Avail on Spotify, Apple, Amazon etc! It's an earworm!
June 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I wrote a new song with my kid (OutLyer) and we released it under "Just Ducky! Avail on Spotify, Apple, Amazon etc! It's an earworm!
@boffoyux.bsky.social was cleaning long hair caught in the vacuum cleaner brush.
Me: That's valuable DNA. You could definitely make a theme park if you cloned me.
Me: That's valuable DNA. You could definitely make a theme park if you cloned me.
June 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@boffoyux.bsky.social was cleaning long hair caught in the vacuum cleaner brush.
Me: That's valuable DNA. You could definitely make a theme park if you cloned me.
Me: That's valuable DNA. You could definitely make a theme park if you cloned me.
We were watching The Sandpiper on TCM and Liz Taylor told Richard Burton to come over for dinner "after 8." In this house if you are hungry after 8 you know where the cereal cabinet is.
June 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
We were watching The Sandpiper on TCM and Liz Taylor told Richard Burton to come over for dinner "after 8." In this house if you are hungry after 8 you know where the cereal cabinet is.
If Qatar offered me a plane I would have turned it down. Mostly because I don't have room in the driveway.
May 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If Qatar offered me a plane I would have turned it down. Mostly because I don't have room in the driveway.
I should have bought it. But it was $8 and I wanted to save that for ice cream.
April 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I should have bought it. But it was $8 and I wanted to save that for ice cream.
Ready for some not-winter weather. Maybe start the day above freezing once in a while?
March 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ready for some not-winter weather. Maybe start the day above freezing once in a while?
Dear Ukraine:
Russian operative Krasnov does NOT represent us. We support you.
Russian operative Krasnov does NOT represent us. We support you.
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dear Ukraine:
Russian operative Krasnov does NOT represent us. We support you.
Russian operative Krasnov does NOT represent us. We support you.
I hate waking up and wondering what The Führer and the idiot billionaire destroyed while I was asleep.
February 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I hate waking up and wondering what The Führer and the idiot billionaire destroyed while I was asleep.
The Andy Samberg music video about Anxiety made my GenX new wave heart soooo happy!
February 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Andy Samberg music video about Anxiety made my GenX new wave heart soooo happy!
I like good Belgian chocolate. Has to be made by good Belgians. None of those street punk chocolatiers for me.
February 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I like good Belgian chocolate. Has to be made by good Belgians. None of those street punk chocolatiers for me.
I miss the good old days. 2024, feels like a long time ago.
February 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I miss the good old days. 2024, feels like a long time ago.
"There is no law making it a crime to live in the U.S. as an undocumented immigrant. Instead, the law treats it as a civil violation."
Stop calling illegal immigrants criminals. They aren't, and racists saying so don't make it true.
Stop calling illegal immigrants criminals. They aren't, and racists saying so don't make it true.
February 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"There is no law making it a crime to live in the U.S. as an undocumented immigrant. Instead, the law treats it as a civil violation."
Stop calling illegal immigrants criminals. They aren't, and racists saying so don't make it true.
Stop calling illegal immigrants criminals. They aren't, and racists saying so don't make it true.
I got carded yesterday if you want to touch the hem of my garments.
January 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I got carded yesterday if you want to touch the hem of my garments.
Has anyone else noticed Autocomplete has lost its damned mind lately? I just sent a text that was the complete opposite of what I had typed. And my son had a name he entered correct to "baby." That could cause HR issues!
January 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Has anyone else noticed Autocomplete has lost its damned mind lately? I just sent a text that was the complete opposite of what I had typed. And my son had a name he entered correct to "baby." That could cause HR issues!
Siri doesn't know what Boboli is.
January 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Siri doesn't know what Boboli is.
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This was the plan all along. It's an excellent ROI for American oligarchs!!
January 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This was the plan all along. It's an excellent ROI for American oligarchs!!
Quiz time!
Chicken stock or UTI?
Chicken stock or UTI?
January 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Quiz time!
Chicken stock or UTI?
Chicken stock or UTI?