What's the big deal? Both of my parents did this just to get to school each morning.

...and it's absolutely hilarious and unexpected every time 😂 "Worst birthday ever!".

I hear a lot of hate for ff13 but man... I absolutely LOVE that game. The characters, fighting strategies, story and the world itself. Obsessed.

I don't think Wayne Cheeseman has ever met a cop. As a riot police officer said to me after I explained the excessive force used by the police against peaceful protesters... "I just call that a bit of fun!" The cops were literally there with batons in hand at the start of a change the date rally.

That headline is wild 😂

Did you manage to slip in DJT's declaration of Antifa being a terrorist organisation?

America has over 46000 gun deaths per year. This is your country doing what it does best. Don't act like your country is stained because this ONE death was an internationally renowned arsehole.

Was.

I just read the news. Great work!

Protesting genocide is an arrestable offence in the U.K which tracks with the vibes Penny is throwing out.

DJT was actually featured in American Psycho as an idol of Patrick's. He looked up to and aspired to be him.

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I swapped my copy of mk4 for fighters destiny when I was 13. I flip back and forth trying to decide whether it was a good or bad deal. It's a great game but man, the clunkiness of mk4 was some funny shit.

The world's best punching sim.

Don't yuck my yum.

Yeah old. But a real goody.

I'll never forget him. When he kicks it, I'll have the most incredible and unforgettable night. The world will be set ablaze in celebration.

...and when he stepped on it, it made the wacky slip and fall sound effect before exploding.

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