Abraham Lincoln couldn't tell a lie.

Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.

Donald Trump can't tell the difference!
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Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump… But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.

The Pope said to tRump said, "Do you know that with one wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

Trump replied, "I doubt that. Show me!"

So the Pope slapped him, and the crowd went wild!