Big Daddy Hone
@bigdaddyhone.bsky.social
Terrible failed product idea that never was:
Lick and stick bandages
Lick and stick bandages
May 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Terrible failed product idea that never was:
Lick and stick bandages
Lick and stick bandages
Allow yourself to be the villain in a narcissist's story. That's all you were ever going to be to them anyway
May 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Allow yourself to be the villain in a narcissist's story. That's all you were ever going to be to them anyway
So I just looked up the movie Hackers to see when it was released. And then I noticed that 1995 was 30 years ago. Excuse me while I go order some more rointment
March 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
So I just looked up the movie Hackers to see when it was released. And then I noticed that 1995 was 30 years ago. Excuse me while I go order some more rointment
Just an aside, Kellogg's is now selling "Glazed Donut Holes" to children
January 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Just an aside, Kellogg's is now selling "Glazed Donut Holes" to children
Seriously, what kind of maniac orders Grubhub from CVS?
December 10, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Seriously, what kind of maniac orders Grubhub from CVS?
Live genuinely.
Whoever doesn’t support that,
aren’t your people.
Stay true to yourself. Always.
Whoever doesn’t support that,
aren’t your people.
Stay true to yourself. Always.
December 10, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Live genuinely.
Whoever doesn’t support that,
aren’t your people.
Stay true to yourself. Always.
Whoever doesn’t support that,
aren’t your people.
Stay true to yourself. Always.
Shout out to all the dudes who just want a dommy mommy to run up in them. But they don't know how to express that, so now the rest of us have to deal with insecurity fest for the next 4 years. Make a therapy appointment, for fuck's sake.
November 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Shout out to all the dudes who just want a dommy mommy to run up in them. But they don't know how to express that, so now the rest of us have to deal with insecurity fest for the next 4 years. Make a therapy appointment, for fuck's sake.
If you don't know about being a soldier from North Korea, you don't know jack.
November 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
If you don't know about being a soldier from North Korea, you don't know jack.
Politics aside, reject fascism in every form.
November 3, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Politics aside, reject fascism in every form.
I want to see everybody win. We're all struggling with something. Be easy on yourself.
September 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I want to see everybody win. We're all struggling with something. Be easy on yourself.
I don't normally talk about celebrity gossip. But if you have 1,000 bottles of baby oil in your house, you're probably a sociopath 😆
September 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I don't normally talk about celebrity gossip. But if you have 1,000 bottles of baby oil in your house, you're probably a sociopath 😆
The microwave has a Tim Cook button. Don't be jelly
September 9, 2024 at 10:02 AM
The microwave has a Tim Cook button. Don't be jelly
Le Cray News always keeps it real
September 3, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Le Cray News always keeps it real
Alexa, rub my bewwy
August 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Alexa, rub my bewwy
If drag shows sold tickets, they should call them "tuckets"
July 22, 2024 at 2:16 AM
If drag shows sold tickets, they should call them "tuckets"
Politics aside, Joe Biden sounds like if AARP started selling Girl Scout cookies 🍪🧓
June 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Politics aside, Joe Biden sounds like if AARP started selling Girl Scout cookies 🍪🧓
The Landlady. Tough times
May 26, 2024 at 11:33 PM
The Landlady. Tough times
If gods are real and want us to unquestionably accept only their word, why would they give us the capacity to reason and the sense of accomplishment when we figure shit out for ourselves?
May 19, 2024 at 11:14 AM
If gods are real and want us to unquestionably accept only their word, why would they give us the capacity to reason and the sense of accomplishment when we figure shit out for ourselves?
If you work at a health insurance company, and it's your job to deny claims. You are the actual devil.
May 13, 2024 at 4:43 PM
If you work at a health insurance company, and it's your job to deny claims. You are the actual devil.
Anybody that I lost touch with over the years, it's still love from afar. Except for narcissists. Blast those mfs into the sun 💥🚀
May 11, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Anybody that I lost touch with over the years, it's still love from afar. Except for narcissists. Blast those mfs into the sun 💥🚀
Politics aside, seeing "adults" get pissed off over a rainbow blows my mfn mind 🌈
May 9, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Politics aside, seeing "adults" get pissed off over a rainbow blows my mfn mind 🌈
Man shit, buddeh 💪 🏋️♂️ 🍻 🥚 🥚 🍆 💦 💦 💦 👩 👩🦱 👩🦰 👩🦳 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 👊 👩 🚓 🍺 🍺 🍺 👴 ⛪💊 🍆 💦 👵 💀 🪦
April 12, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Man shit, buddeh 💪 🏋️♂️ 🍻 🥚 🥚 🍆 💦 💦 💦 👩 👩🦱 👩🦰 👩🦳 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 👶 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 👊 👩 🚓 🍺 🍺 🍺 👴 ⛪💊 🍆 💦 👵 💀 🪦
🔥 Ayo, it’s LIT! Big homie Benny Shap just wildin' out on 'em with that real!!! 🔥
Mans dropped gems 💎 on that WACK caution. “Benny Shap's Epic Weed Chronicles” got heads buggin', bruh, fo’real. Tapped in? 🍃😤
👊 Peep da wave: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHQ...
Mans dropped gems 💎 on that WACK caution. “Benny Shap's Epic Weed Chronicles” got heads buggin', bruh, fo’real. Tapped in? 🍃😤
👊 Peep da wave: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHQ...
February 21, 2024 at 12:15 AM
🔥 Ayo, it’s LIT! Big homie Benny Shap just wildin' out on 'em with that real!!! 🔥
Mans dropped gems 💎 on that WACK caution. “Benny Shap's Epic Weed Chronicles” got heads buggin', bruh, fo’real. Tapped in? 🍃😤
👊 Peep da wave: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHQ...
Mans dropped gems 💎 on that WACK caution. “Benny Shap's Epic Weed Chronicles” got heads buggin', bruh, fo’real. Tapped in? 🍃😤
👊 Peep da wave: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHQ...
The Inferno Report is now on Bluesky. I've been developing this AI-powered satirical art project over the past few months.
It's a work in progress, but I plan to iterate and add new features over time.
Enjoy yo' selves!
#InfernoReport #UnhingedAbsurdity
It's a work in progress, but I plan to iterate and add new features over time.
Enjoy yo' selves!
#InfernoReport #UnhingedAbsurdity
Sulfur Springs in chaos as the Blazing Nethercare Center evacuates! Zealots vs Minions battle turns healthcare hellish. Who's fanning the flames? 🏥🔥
Full fiery fiasco: www.inferno.report/2024/02/14/h...
#InfernoReport #HellfireHospital #AbyssalNews
Full fiery fiasco: www.inferno.report/2024/02/14/h...
#InfernoReport #HellfireHospital #AbyssalNews
February 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The Inferno Report is now on Bluesky. I've been developing this AI-powered satirical art project over the past few months.
It's a work in progress, but I plan to iterate and add new features over time.
Enjoy yo' selves!
#InfernoReport #UnhingedAbsurdity
It's a work in progress, but I plan to iterate and add new features over time.
Enjoy yo' selves!
#InfernoReport #UnhingedAbsurdity
I wanted to share some of my AI art from my Inferno series. Feel free to share your stuff in the comments, no matter what medium. Let's inspire each other
February 10, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I wanted to share some of my AI art from my Inferno series. Feel free to share your stuff in the comments, no matter what medium. Let's inspire each other