Garrett
@bigdaddydrac1869.bsky.social
Disney Parks enthusiast. Haunted Mansion and Halloween fixated. Voice of Carl Featherbottom and Dracula on Escape from Vault Disney.
Last night, as Art, I interacted with a child with sensory needs. He touched my hands and weapons gently, and I gave him a decapitated foot (I was giving out fake limbs in addition to candy) and his mom later posted on a community Facebook page her son was still treasuring his decapitated foot. 🤡
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Last night, as Art, I interacted with a child with sensory needs. He touched my hands and weapons gently, and I gave him a decapitated foot (I was giving out fake limbs in addition to candy) and his mom later posted on a community Facebook page her son was still treasuring his decapitated foot. 🤡
A meme only @robsnatcher.bsky.social and @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social could appreciate…
August 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A meme only @robsnatcher.bsky.social and @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social could appreciate…
Almost that time of year again.
August 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Almost that time of year again.
I keep seeing billboards for Larry H. Parker Accident Attorney here in SoCal, so my head went here.
June 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I keep seeing billboards for Larry H. Parker Accident Attorney here in SoCal, so my head went here.
1999 vs 2016, my first and last visit to the original Muppet*Vision 3D in Florida.
I’m glad my last visit was before Galaxy’s Edge called for the removal of the Kermit balloon and the like.
I’m glad my last visit was before Galaxy’s Edge called for the removal of the Kermit balloon and the like.
June 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
1999 vs 2016, my first and last visit to the original Muppet*Vision 3D in Florida.
I’m glad my last visit was before Galaxy’s Edge called for the removal of the Kermit balloon and the like.
I’m glad my last visit was before Galaxy’s Edge called for the removal of the Kermit balloon and the like.
Free idea: Broadway Revival of #phantomoftheopera where Erik resembles Lon Chaney Sr. and not a hot guy with an eye mask.
June 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Free idea: Broadway Revival of #phantomoftheopera where Erik resembles Lon Chaney Sr. and not a hot guy with an eye mask.
Happy World Dracula Day! Happy to have played him for a handful of episodes of @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social and once at the Renaissance Fair. Cheers to that nonsensical improv.
May 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy World Dracula Day! Happy to have played him for a handful of episodes of @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social and once at the Renaissance Fair. Cheers to that nonsensical improv.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Disney Parks Facebook Clickbait:
Absolutely no one:
Disney Parks Facebook Clickbait:
May 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Disney Parks Facebook Clickbait:
Absolutely no one:
Disney Parks Facebook Clickbait:
My favorite Disney fact is that this screenshot is of a Disney-made recording of a Jack the Ripper murder in an album with Pooh and Piglet on the cover.
May 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My favorite Disney fact is that this screenshot is of a Disney-made recording of a Jack the Ripper murder in an album with Pooh and Piglet on the cover.
Had no idea Rankin Bass predicted Trump and Elon decades before their reign of stupidity hit reality.
March 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Had no idea Rankin Bass predicted Trump and Elon decades before their reign of stupidity hit reality.
30 years of Indiana Jones Adventure? I worked there when it was 20.
March 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
30 years of Indiana Jones Adventure? I worked there when it was 20.
Vampire Wario isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Vampire Wario:
Vampire Wario:
February 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Vampire Wario isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Vampire Wario:
Vampire Wario:
“He’s autistic, he’s giving the audience his heart.”
Don’t make me tap the sign, idiot.
Don’t make me tap the sign, idiot.
January 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“He’s autistic, he’s giving the audience his heart.”
Don’t make me tap the sign, idiot.
Don’t make me tap the sign, idiot.
Randomly looking at Slimer’s article on Wikipedia and supposedly the designer took three grams of cocaine and believed Belushi’s ghost was visiting him… ? Seems legit?
January 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Randomly looking at Slimer’s article on Wikipedia and supposedly the designer took three grams of cocaine and believed Belushi’s ghost was visiting him… ? Seems legit?
Collective belch.
January 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Collective belch.
You will be visited by three spirits.
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:44 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The spirits:
The spirits:
Kind of sad the cringe 2006 remake looks like a cringe A.I. movie poster of 2024.
December 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Kind of sad the cringe 2006 remake looks like a cringe A.I. movie poster of 2024.
This Nightmare Before Christmas manga I found at Target replaces the shrunken head with a weirdly shaped bat with four ears.
December 18, 2024 at 6:09 PM
This Nightmare Before Christmas manga I found at Target replaces the shrunken head with a weirdly shaped bat with four ears.
The Devil in Nightmare Before Christmas acting like he’s never heard of Christmas when he damn well knows the existence of Christ and Krampus in his canon.
December 18, 2024 at 3:56 AM
The Devil in Nightmare Before Christmas acting like he’s never heard of Christmas when he damn well knows the existence of Christ and Krampus in his canon.
Scrooge is an entirely unredeemable prick in this awful adaptation. He’s a straight up predator to Bob’s wife and mass murderer of his factory workers in this.
Special also opens with Marley’s corpse getting a golden shower from a street urchin. Tiny Tim also dies in an ice skating accident.
Special also opens with Marley’s corpse getting a golden shower from a street urchin. Tiny Tim also dies in an ice skating accident.
December 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Scrooge is an entirely unredeemable prick in this awful adaptation. He’s a straight up predator to Bob’s wife and mass murderer of his factory workers in this.
Special also opens with Marley’s corpse getting a golden shower from a street urchin. Tiny Tim also dies in an ice skating accident.
Special also opens with Marley’s corpse getting a golden shower from a street urchin. Tiny Tim also dies in an ice skating accident.
Do I want to pay $400-$500 for a Warwick Davis cameo…
December 13, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Do I want to pay $400-$500 for a Warwick Davis cameo…
Looking at my Nightmare merch and thinking if Haunted Mansion Holiday never happened, I don’t think any of this merch would exist today. I feel like 2001 was the turning point for said movie’s insane popularity today.
(Oh hi, Marley Bros)
(Oh hi, Marley Bros)
December 6, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Looking at my Nightmare merch and thinking if Haunted Mansion Holiday never happened, I don’t think any of this merch would exist today. I feel like 2001 was the turning point for said movie’s insane popularity today.
(Oh hi, Marley Bros)
(Oh hi, Marley Bros)