I’m sad I can’t just wake up and activate a Rube Goldberg machine to make me breakfast in the morning a la Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

Made my own action figure as opposed to the lame AI ones going around. It was fun trying to get accurate with my tattoos #fuckAI #art #toys #cats #actionfigure

Of course Hegseth would drunk dial war plans. #hegseth #trump

Jeff Bezos is an Austin Powers Villain.

"Shave my head, make me look like a penis. Actually make my rockets look more penis-y while we're at it. Oh! And our office in downtown town Seattle? Make it look like nuts."

#jeffbezos #amazon #phallic

I've had a lot of stuff happen this past week and haven't had time to properly mourn Adelaide, who had passed a week and a half ago.

So I spent the evening thinking on her and drew a nice little thing.

#art #birds #petgrief

Personally, I would've booked a Cocteau Twins half time show. #superbowl