If you fail to please Lord Beerus, pray that your fate is the one you had wished for...

Mun is 18 years old. I will not talk to minors or pedos. Even if 16 is age of consent, I'm not going to talk to a minor for the safety of everyone here. If you're not 18+, please do not talk to me.

"You mortals all seem appetizing!"

Mun is 18 years old. I will not talk to minors or pedos. Even if 16 is age of consent, I'm not going to talk to a minor for the safety of everyone here. If you're not 18+, please do not talk to me.

I am 18, and I will talk to 16+ ONLY. Those who are a pedo or under 16 will not talk to me. Pedos are an instablock and those under 16 will have to wait until they are legally of age. I'm doing this to protect the internet. Do your part.

Lazus!!

Species: ??? (Space Cat)
Age: I dunno, eons? (18+, legal.)
Gender: Dude, got a penis.
Position: Switch (Sub lean)
Ass Size: Massive, changeable.
Penis Size: Average, changeable.

🏳️‍🌈 MULTIVERSAL FUCKBAIT CAT!? 🏳️‍🌈
🏳️‍🌈 ON MY BLUESKY PAGE!? 🏳️‍🌈

🤔 More likely than you think. 🤔

"Y'all hear of the Ghostbusters? I'm the Ghostfucker."
"Nah, I'd rather get fucked by the ghost."

"In the words of the great Paul McCartney..."

"Soleviledai."

@fangthesniper23.bsky.social

*I would fall out of the sky, landing into a garbage dumpster, as soon as Scourge's pals entered the alleyway. I sat up in the dumpster, itching my head and said to myself.*

"Where am I now?"

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

My first downloaded lewd image VS my recent one.

I made a terrible progression, but I'm glad to be here!!

🌈👑 I AM ABSOLUTELY GOOFY! 🌈👑

Lazus, The Goofy Multiversal Traveling Cat!

- PURE SUB!
- He's so fat, you can make reverbs that shake the universe.
- He looks so fat.