Martian
@bigbigmartian.bsky.social
I like the NCR, that's really all I want to disclose at this time
I believe the proper term is "I got my ass all sweaty for yah, dig in greaseball"
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I believe the proper term is "I got my ass all sweaty for yah, dig in greaseball"
Now that's the type of lunch you have before you seal the deal
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Now that's the type of lunch you have before you seal the deal
My buddy Kerbal is an ex paratrooper, he fucking hates the P90. But, in my heart, I secretly want to tell him to go take a fly and leap
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My buddy Kerbal is an ex paratrooper, he fucking hates the P90. But, in my heart, I secretly want to tell him to go take a fly and leap
Ah, it one of those scenes from the pilot episode we never got to see
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Ah, it one of those scenes from the pilot episode we never got to see
I'm like 🎶Come, on, fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm like 🎶Come, on, fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads
Why Ganondorf? Why?!
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Why Ganondorf? Why?!
"It's time for taste-ball!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"It's time for taste-ball!"
May the Law guide you to dat furry snatch, or ass, I don't judge. In fact I like both
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
May the Law guide you to dat furry snatch, or ass, I don't judge. In fact I like both
Lagomorphs are organic, last time I checked
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lagomorphs are organic, last time I checked
It's like I always say
"When you start a tech company, it's not about what you invent. It's how many furries you can fuck at a single convention and how much copper wire you can make it out of the building with when they shut off the power"
"When you start a tech company, it's not about what you invent. It's how many furries you can fuck at a single convention and how much copper wire you can make it out of the building with when they shut off the power"
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's like I always say
"When you start a tech company, it's not about what you invent. It's how many furries you can fuck at a single convention and how much copper wire you can make it out of the building with when they shut off the power"
"When you start a tech company, it's not about what you invent. It's how many furries you can fuck at a single convention and how much copper wire you can make it out of the building with when they shut off the power"
He is another sentient organic lifeform with his own agency
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
He is another sentient organic lifeform with his own agency
"Let's do this like Brutus"
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"Let's do this like Brutus"
Hey look, he's not locked in the basement....And he's thrice!
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hey look, he's not locked in the basement....And he's thrice!
Man pregnancy aye?
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Man pregnancy aye?
If you were datin' a smokin' hot German twink, you'd be perpetually horny as well. Now as for me, that is true but I keep it covered up with good ol' Catholic modesty
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you were datin' a smokin' hot German twink, you'd be perpetually horny as well. Now as for me, that is true but I keep it covered up with good ol' Catholic modesty
To be clear, it would be phrenology solely meant to be used ON white people, not BY.
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
To be clear, it would be phrenology solely meant to be used ON white people, not BY.
He does know that the native English themselves cause the most crime, right?
I swear, if I could bring back phrenology but just for other white people, we'd all get along better
I swear, if I could bring back phrenology but just for other white people, we'd all get along better
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
He does know that the native English themselves cause the most crime, right?
I swear, if I could bring back phrenology but just for other white people, we'd all get along better
I swear, if I could bring back phrenology but just for other white people, we'd all get along better
Mmm, Cheat Commandos-Os
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Mmm, Cheat Commandos-Os
This is the greatest thing I've seen all day, I tell ye hwat
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is the greatest thing I've seen all day, I tell ye hwat