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bigbicenergy.bsky.social
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
Image of Charlie Kirk moments before his assassination.
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
I like my whiskey how I like my men:
A delivery truck with an ad for Gentleman’s Cut whiskey. Tagline: “For those Unforgettable Moments.”
August 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
They’re gonna have to film Paris inside the Volume like it’s an alien planet from the Mandalorian.
Trump tweet from 5/4/2025: The Movie Industry in America is DYING a very fast death. Other Countries are offering all sorts of incentives to draw our filmmakers and studios away from the United States. Hollywood, and many other areas within the U.S.A., are being devastated. This is a concerted effort by other Nations and, therefore, a National Security threat. It is, in addition to everything else, messaging and propaganda! Therefore, I am authorizing the Department of Commerce, and the United States Trade Representative, to immediately begin the process of instituting a 100% Tariff on any and all Movies coming into our Country that are produced in Foreign Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!
May 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
🎮 🦝
Parody edit of an Elon Musk twitter reply about GTA 5 not being fun because you have to do crime. Dan @KettlebellLife: A list of games I have not played: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus Sly 2: Band of Thieves Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves The Sly Collection Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time Elon Musk @elonmusk: Tried, but didn't like doing crime. Sly Cooper required evading police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it. 10:31 PM • 12/4/23 from Earth • 2.2K Views
February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Text message screenshot: Tamale: Remember when Americans were anti-Nazi? Me: Yeah but it was always in a "you gotta separate the art from the artist" way
February 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
Pilot the e-scooter Shinji
Gendo Ikari, from Neon Genesis Evangelion, peering over his interlocked fingers. A lime green and white e-scooter leaning on a vibrant purple pole.
December 22, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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👁️
Wikipedia article for Requiem for a Dream. “The producers settled with Jared Leto,” is highlighted and annotated with, “A tale old as time.”
December 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Parody of the “In this house we believe” liberal lawn sign: IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: WE ARE OWN CHIEF EXECUTIVES AND COMMANDERS IN CHIEF EVIL HAS BECOME INSTITUTIONALIZED. CORPORATIONS MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF THE PAIN, SUFFERING, DEATH NON-VIOLENCE KEEPS THE SYSTEM WORKING AT FULL SPEED AHEAD LAW MEANS NOTHING THIS REQUIRES US TO RESPOND WITH AN ACT OF WAR
December 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
The movie can star Timothee Chalamet or whatever but the CEO must be played by James Cordon.

The audience had to believe the CEO deserved it and there’s nobody in Hollywood audiences would enjoy seeing shot in the back more than James Cordon.

They both look like rats eye fucking a piece of cheese
Former host of The Late Late Show, James Cordon, staring down the lens of the camera with his beady little eyes and baring his rat-like teeth at the photographer. Former UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, staring down the lens of the camera with his beady little eyes and baring his rat-like teeth at the photographer.
December 10, 2024 at 9:51 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
I have reason to believe the killer is Jo Calderone
Top image: person with a mask and hoodie on in the back seat of a cab. Bottom left: Lady Gaga’s male alter ego Jo Calderone in a white tshirt and briefs. Bottom right: Two close ups of Calderone in a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette.
December 9, 2024 at 6:56 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
Stocking stuffer idea for the vigilante folk heroes on your list:
A white mug that has, “Don't talk to me until l've murdered a healthcare CEO,” written in bold black text. A white mug that has, “Don't talk to me until l've murdered a healthcare CEO,” written in bold black text. There’s a cutesy place setting around the mug.
December 6, 2024 at 5:10 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
If he plays his cards right he could really become the next John Dillinger or Bonnie and Clyde
Quote tweet about the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin with a still from a security camera showing the gunman aiming his silenced handgun at the CEO’s back: @GoodVibePolitik: Every update we've gotten so far has only made this guy seem like the coolest person of all time @BNONews NEW: Killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson wrote "deny", "defend" and "depose" on bullet casings - ABC
December 5, 2024 at 5:07 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
Science Fiction promised us smoking hot, genetically engineered elites but all we got were these eugenicist dorks
Poster for the film Gattaca. Ethan Hawk and Uma Thurman are prominently featured with an image of a human embryo being fertilized split with an image of Saturn taken by Voyager I. Photoshoot for a profile interview of a straight, white conservative couple, advocating for “breeding” to save humanity. The pair sits on a porch in rocking chairs, dressed like uncool baristas in mourning. Peter Thiel and Elon Musk in 2000 hold x.com credit cards towards the camera, wearing casual clothes. A CRT monitor with the PayPal logo is between the two, who are grinning like it’s picture day for forth graders.
December 2, 2024 at 5:24 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
The Oceangate saga was this generation’s Woodstock
CNN shows the Oceangate submersible alongside an expert talking head. Chyron: “LESS THAN A DAY OF OXYGEN MAY BE LEFT ON TITAN.”
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
Jaguar basically just paid for the 2008 pepsi rebrand
Two logos for Pepsi. 1998-2007 is a shiny sphere bursting out of blue crystals and heavy, rectangular, uppercase text. 2008-2022 is a flat circle with thin, rounded lowercase text.
November 22, 2024 at 6:42 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Altered illustration of the giant insect from Kafka’s “The Metamorphosis” in bed using an iPhone
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
You know you’re in the worst timeline when interacting with Jimmy Fallon, in any capacity is considered an achievement.
Screencap of a news article: “as well as their extended universe of relatives and non-relatives, like the Rizzler - have since become viral sensations, cementing their internet celebrity status with an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.”
November 20, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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Every day, I feel closer to understanding how good Peter Thiel must have felt deposing Elon as PayPal CEO, as he was flying to his honeymoon in Australia.

What high could surpass the moment Elon’s droll, vapid voice crackled through the conference room speaker to beg for his job back?
Screen cap of a news article: Article Image: Elon Musk sports a smug grin as looks off camera Headline: “Elon Musk Is Pissing Off Everyone on Trump's Team” Sub-heading: “‘He wants to be seen as having say in everything (even if he doesn't),’ one person in Trump's orbit said.” Byline: Edith Olmsted
November 19, 2024 at 8:19 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
Welcome to bluesky everyone
Meme caption: That hammer and sickle you like is going to come back in style. Image 1: Woman whispers into the ear of a large statue of Vladimir Lenin’s head. Image 2: Still from the show Twin Peaks. Laura Palmer whispers into Dale Cooper’s ear.
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
Do better.
White typewriter text on a black background: “Just a friendly reminder that when you say ignorant things about couch fuckers in power, they don’t hear you. But your ottomans do. Your loveseat does. Your chaises hear you. Your couch fucking former college roommates hear you too.”
July 31, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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The death knell of every generation rings out from Broadway with beloved songs from their youth adapted into a jukebox musical.
A colorful promotional image for the musical “Illinoise.” An actor stands on a theater stage, brightly lit.
July 22, 2024 at 5:17 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
So this is happening
Parody of the Challengers (2024) poster with Kamala Harris looking over sunglasses with Trump and Biden reflected in the lenses. Poster text mentions the three candidates as top billed actors. Poster Credits Text: “NANCY PELOSI'S CHALLENGERS “Written by: SPECIAL INTERESTS” “Directed by: UNCHECKED HUBRIS Tagline: “ONLY IN AMERICA NOVEMBER 5”
July 21, 2024 at 7:15 PM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
The post-Pride clearance sale at Target:
dragonwinter36 comment: “profane and profane accessories”
July 2, 2024 at 1:46 AM
bigbicenergy.bsky.social
Wise words
“‘There's no such thing as a small cock. There are only small minds.’ -anonymous42069” The above text is a motivational quote over a picture of a tall, snowy mountain at sunrise.
June 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Me online when I’m angry: Saying, “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism” is not an excuse to buy a fucking yacht or cheap sneakers made by children.

Me online when I’m bored:
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, dressed in a beautiful, expensive white dress, with her hands full of shopping bags from designers.
April 20, 2024 at 6:53 AM