Hi Jeffrey, I know you are good at manipulating children so I wanted to ask your advice on picking up women

-Larry Summers

Looks like a personal firearm to me, could be wrong

Were there subway sandwiches in the jury break room?

"We have been repeating it without evidence for a few decades now, that means its a fact now."

I can't stand Trump but he knows how to shit. Like the time he shit on all of us from the jet. Left one wins

Im going to start only speaking Spanish to Trumpets. Seems like its just about mandatory now.

A former scotus law clerk who can't even Google the unemployment rate.

It shouldn't be that hard for a smart person somewhere to become a country clerk and deny heterosexual marriage certificates on religious grounds and burn this dumb case to the proverbial ground.

You know things are going well when you have to explain that the president isn't calling for the murder of his political opponents.