@scoach.bsky.social oi oi my mate xx

Merry Christmas scoach I love u mate xx

And "strictly no dms" are we talking reporting birds to the police for sliding in ......

I've blocked her im trying to mend my mountain bike

Then you ring ya mate and say go steady round that shelly she just dmd a pic of her in a bikini.

Imagine sitting here and ya phone beeps and it's some little tart in a bikini with a little paragraph saying she been up all night and she fancys ya...... then you say " did you not read no dms' ........ mad ting

What a massive cunt

I'm Steve love football and my staffy dodger . Darts. Fishing and 80s pop music ....... No Dms

When a grown man writes 'No Dms' in his profile i often think wow that guys had tit after tit in his inbox. Then I get real with myself and think this geezers a nonce writing no dms .... needs to be sparked out then weirdos

My mentions .. like anyone's interested in your shit. Go do a line might stop you being a boring cunt x