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Bi - Agender - Any/All pronouns
Spokesman for Behcet's Disease
TTRPG GM/Player/Designer
Erstwhile Writer
DONALD DRUMPF
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
DONALD DRUMPF
I had this for DECADES till I got a prescription for trazodone. I take 100mg an hour or so before bed, and now I'm out like a light by 10:30/11 and up at 7am most days. Completely changed course on my insomnia/anxiety.
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I had this for DECADES till I got a prescription for trazodone. I take 100mg an hour or so before bed, and now I'm out like a light by 10:30/11 and up at 7am most days. Completely changed course on my insomnia/anxiety.
Actually fuck that and fuck her
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Actually fuck that and fuck her
He likes it so much he doesn't even cook it, just sits on the couch eating big crunchy spoonfuls
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
He likes it so much he doesn't even cook it, just sits on the couch eating big crunchy spoonfuls
He went into cardiac arrest and his pacemaker shocked him awake after he hit the pavement
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He went into cardiac arrest and his pacemaker shocked him awake after he hit the pavement
She's a traitor.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
She's a traitor.
This was 1000% written by Bovino
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This was 1000% written by Bovino
Straight people are so fucking weird
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Straight people are so fucking weird
Yeah it's always been really unclear what the actual material benefit of "making Trump mad" is, if any. They just fall into the same endless cycles of Triggering My Opposition that MAGAs obsess over.
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yeah it's always been really unclear what the actual material benefit of "making Trump mad" is, if any. They just fall into the same endless cycles of Triggering My Opposition that MAGAs obsess over.
Yuuup. Gonna be a very rude awakening for boomers that can't separate social media from reality when they actually have to learn what a shithead he's been his entire career.
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Yuuup. Gonna be a very rude awakening for boomers that can't separate social media from reality when they actually have to learn what a shithead he's been his entire career.
That's because a lot of lead brains only know him from his Le Epic Social Media Burns On The Orange Cheeto™️ and know literally nothing about his actual policies or history. He's gonna go belly up in the primary when reality sets in and his slimyness comes out.
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That's because a lot of lead brains only know him from his Le Epic Social Media Burns On The Orange Cheeto™️ and know literally nothing about his actual policies or history. He's gonna go belly up in the primary when reality sets in and his slimyness comes out.
He's never going to be president you credulous moron
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He's never going to be president you credulous moron
It's all so obvious too. They always think that if they use just the right weasel words they can trick people into falling for this, but it's patently obvious to anyone that these are pro-billionaire points first, and public good a very distant second. It's why they obsess about "messenging".
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's all so obvious too. They always think that if they use just the right weasel words they can trick people into falling for this, but it's patently obvious to anyone that these are pro-billionaire points first, and public good a very distant second. It's why they obsess about "messenging".
This is only a scandal if you are the WASPiest motherfucker to ever live lmao
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is only a scandal if you are the WASPiest motherfucker to ever live lmao
I tried buying stuff with dong before but everyone in the Safeway got super pissed.
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I tried buying stuff with dong before but everyone in the Safeway got super pissed.
If they just did this they'd still be alive. Sad.
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If they just did this they'd still be alive. Sad.
Rhinestone is a fever dream of a film
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Rhinestone is a fever dream of a film
UPTOON GOONS
THEY BEEN HALLUCINATING
GUN SHOT MANS
THEY BEEN HALLUCINATING
GUN SHOT MANS
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
UPTOON GOONS
THEY BEEN HALLUCINATING
GUN SHOT MANS
THEY BEEN HALLUCINATING
GUN SHOT MANS
Cobra Commander would at least have a cohesive plan
a cartoon of a man with the word gi joe on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon of a man with the word gi joe on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Cobra Commander would at least have a cohesive plan
Boy if you can't trust the mob anymore...
October 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Boy if you can't trust the mob anymore...