Lisa Lorenz
@bigbabymary.bsky.social
Mom of a grown ass kid (love you).
Escaped to Baja
Escaped to Baja
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(Took day off work to meditate) I deserve some crab fried rice
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
(Took day off work to meditate) I deserve some crab fried rice
I made 4 billion fake dollars on Zynga poker. It will take me about 2 days and several hands of Omaha before I lose it
January 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I made 4 billion fake dollars on Zynga poker. It will take me about 2 days and several hands of Omaha before I lose it
I was craving American breakfast in Mexico so I made eggs and toast (no chorizo, avocado, cheese or tortillas). I have no idea how many pesos it was for 6 eggs. I should have paid attention bc I’m very familiar with gringo pricing
January 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I was craving American breakfast in Mexico so I made eggs and toast (no chorizo, avocado, cheese or tortillas). I have no idea how many pesos it was for 6 eggs. I should have paid attention bc I’m very familiar with gringo pricing
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The #1 thing you can do for displaced people is contribute money, either to GoFundMe requests or relevant mutual aid efforts. The #2 - # nonillion things you can do are to see #1.
January 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The #1 thing you can do for displaced people is contribute money, either to GoFundMe requests or relevant mutual aid efforts. The #2 - # nonillion things you can do are to see #1.
I’m lacerating my lungs and I hate myself for it
And you lacerate yourself so as to say, These wounds are me.
—John Ashbery
—John Ashbery
December 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I’m lacerating my lungs and I hate myself for it
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Screaming “YEAH CHEF” every time somebody asks me to do something
November 28, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Screaming “YEAH CHEF” every time somebody asks me to do something
What’s up is fkn cats. Show less like this pls
November 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
What’s up is fkn cats. Show less like this pls