You and me on a comfortable therapy couch (the chaise lounge in the living room will do).

I’ll bring my scarred psyche.

Gotham is not for beginners.

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯?

The rain was a cold, insistent curtain. She stomped her feet, a futile effort against the penetrating dampness that seemed to leech the warmth from her bones. A Gothic monolith of stone loomed behind her, its arched windows like vacant, accusing eyes. ~

𝙂𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤’𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠.ᐣ

“𝘙𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘈𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘥.”

With Freeze gone, we can return life to our city. And fate has yielded its reward: a new word to call hope.

We live among its people, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. ~

𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥

𝘖𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳 12𝘵𝘩, 1989
Tonight, a comedian died in Gotham.

It’s one of those days, Alfred.

I was wondering who was stealing all the tech… @knownascatwoman.bsky.social they are getting out of control.

𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮, 𝘪𝘧 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦—

“𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘴? 𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦?”

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