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Told a vendor at work I liked his pen. He gave me the pen. I refused. He insisted. I said thank you. He said it was a gift from his fiance. I said I can't possibly. He said she gave him 10. I said thank you. Most important interaction of the day.
October 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Told a vendor at work I liked his pen. He gave me the pen. I refused. He insisted. I said thank you. He said it was a gift from his fiance. I said I can't possibly. He said she gave him 10. I said thank you. Most important interaction of the day.
I work today or I listen to the new Taylor Swift album. I worry there is no in-between.
October 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I work today or I listen to the new Taylor Swift album. I worry there is no in-between.
My GM will be out of town for three weeks on a well-deserved vacation.
Me:
Me:
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My GM will be out of town for three weeks on a well-deserved vacation.
Me:
Me:
It's a really rough (awesome) session that has you looking at other classes you'd want to try in Daggerheart in case you need a backup character.
August 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's a really rough (awesome) session that has you looking at other classes you'd want to try in Daggerheart in case you need a backup character.
Level 2 in our Umbra Daggerheart campaign! I would like to select 40 HP slots so my character doesn't die, please. Because I just know that showboat of a bard of mine will go out in a blaze of glory. 😭
August 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Level 2 in our Umbra Daggerheart campaign! I would like to select 40 HP slots so my character doesn't die, please. Because I just know that showboat of a bard of mine will go out in a blaze of glory. 😭
Can't be sure, but think I just heard my mom say turtle beams. The mind races.
July 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can't be sure, but think I just heard my mom say turtle beams. The mind races.
Kicked off an Umbra Daggerheart campaign. Properly terrified by GM's music choices and usage of fear. Will hopefully be able to sleep. Can't wait to be terrified again.
July 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Kicked off an Umbra Daggerheart campaign. Properly terrified by GM's music choices and usage of fear. Will hopefully be able to sleep. Can't wait to be terrified again.
Sometimes I hop on my GM's Discord server to see if other folks are playing Daggerheart or Pathfinder because it makes me feel cozy to know that they're having a fun time. I silently wish them good rolls from halfway around the world. 💚
July 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sometimes I hop on my GM's Discord server to see if other folks are playing Daggerheart or Pathfinder because it makes me feel cozy to know that they're having a fun time. I silently wish them good rolls from halfway around the world. 💚
Had a guy curtsy and apologized for being in my way at work today. Is...is this how kings felt? Because I didn't hate it.
June 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Had a guy curtsy and apologized for being in my way at work today. Is...is this how kings felt? Because I didn't hate it.
Someone just lied to a child in this Hy-Vee. They said Mr. Grinch is in the North Pole.
Mr. Grinch is clearly in Whoville, smh.
Mr. Grinch is clearly in Whoville, smh.
May 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Someone just lied to a child in this Hy-Vee. They said Mr. Grinch is in the North Pole.
Mr. Grinch is clearly in Whoville, smh.
Mr. Grinch is clearly in Whoville, smh.
Someone emailed me something and said first, "btw congrats I noticed the name change." Is it bad if I respond, "thanks, the divorce was a blessing"?
April 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Someone emailed me something and said first, "btw congrats I noticed the name change." Is it bad if I respond, "thanks, the divorce was a blessing"?
I measure my productivity at work based on my battery percentage at the end of the day. 12 hour day and my battery is at 72%. My reaction is...ewww.
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I measure my productivity at work based on my battery percentage at the end of the day. 12 hour day and my battery is at 72%. My reaction is...ewww.
Getting up early on Monday when you did none of the work you promised yourself you would over the weekend (because it's the weekend and that's YOUR time), and now you're just steeped in dread. Is that a vibe?
April 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Getting up early on Monday when you did none of the work you promised yourself you would over the weekend (because it's the weekend and that's YOUR time), and now you're just steeped in dread. Is that a vibe?
Brother: "Alien clicker ass noises you're making."
Me: "Who ya talking to?"
Brother: "Cat."
Me: "Who ya talking to?"
Brother: "Cat."
March 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Brother: "Alien clicker ass noises you're making."
Me: "Who ya talking to?"
Brother: "Cat."
Me: "Who ya talking to?"
Brother: "Cat."
My least favorite thing about feeling overwhelmed is that everyone tries to convince you that you won't fail instead of telling you that it'll be ok even if you do.
February 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My least favorite thing about feeling overwhelmed is that everyone tries to convince you that you won't fail instead of telling you that it'll be ok even if you do.
A lot of aftershave smells scratchy. I will not be taking questions.
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A lot of aftershave smells scratchy. I will not be taking questions.
Made it to work before I realized one of the fasteners was unhooked on my bra. I need someone to interpret that the way you'd interpret dreams or tea leaves, please.
February 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Made it to work before I realized one of the fasteners was unhooked on my bra. I need someone to interpret that the way you'd interpret dreams or tea leaves, please.