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hatt | soup season
@big.g4y.dog
call me hatt | she/her | 29 | creature haver

🐍🦎🪳🕸️: @pleroma-exotics.bsky.social
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idk why I have this specific tweet of mine saved but I'm putting it here anyway

still looking for her btw
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September 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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got tricked into spending 4 hours designing MERCH for a programming language that doesn't even exist. if people want this, i will sell it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
why did the NC Dept of Mental Health publish so many studies on spiders in the 70s and why can't MY Dept of Mental Health be that cool. I'll study spiders for you
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
some bitch that's an incredibly sus Chinese supplier posted Elaphe xiphodonta baby I'm going insane what the fuck what the fuck. I'm going rabid. I'm not gonna shut up about this
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Luxray-lookin' ass
Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Zeraora www.serebii.net
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
big expos in STL in the coming weeks, so I am once again reminded of my mortal enemy: that "farm" that sells exotic mammals and has tables where you can pay to pet and take photos with them
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
the pain of getting a tiny bit of the spicy sauce from a ramen packet on your finger while you have a cut < literally anything else
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

aw...some positivity for your feed
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I think my allergies are getting worse and it's freaking me out I'm ngl
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
passing time at work today by debating a coworker on if sirens exist and if the government faked the moon landing (not a serious debate it's all in good fun)
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Looking back fondly at this one alien I did~ 🤭❤️
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
whats a guy gotta do for a photo of a fresh, gaping abdominal stab wound
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
removed the google ai search result on my laptop and phone thank fucking god
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
reading an article about methods schools use to teach kids to read and how its creating bad readers, and goddamn it really explains how so many people just lack basic reading comprehension. people aren't reading shit because they literally can't!!

not without immense effort
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
talking about soup on the discords and now I am CRAVING some damn soup. tomorrow mayhaps
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Way, shape, and form. An exquisite change- 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM