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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭
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I'm fat. I've got a lot of negative opinions. I'm a bit of a nerd.

I love art and I respect science.

She/They
The fake fly on my pants keeps getting snagged on the fake drawer handles under my kitchen sink.
June 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Spotify's UI is absolute horseshit. Same with Samsungs new phone UI. Just total fucking garbage.
June 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It's crazy how I've turned my bedroom into a loud ass wind tunnel and my sleep is still interrupted every morning by my neighbors' barking dogs. We've changed our whole sleep schedule to try and match our neighbors and I'm still waking up with a racing heartbeat 2 hours before I should be up at all.
May 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's crazy how conservatives in the US cry "woke" when people point out anything from social disparity to actual genocide. Like yeah, being aware of the bullshit is woke. That's a good thing, you know, unless you're the one commiting genocide.
May 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I had to switch to state insurance a couple years back and then moved to a pretty small town a few months ago. I have never had a better experience in the medical system. Socialized healthcare is not the scary thing people think it is. I haven't even had to wait that long for appointments.
May 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The amount of swimming in jeans that happens in Lost makes me wildly uncomfortable.

Wet denim against the skin...

Also, I'm a shit swimmer, but wouldn't loose denim pants slow down your rescue more than taking a momemt to rip them off on the way in?

Science must be done.
May 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sometimes its hard for me to tell if I like someones art or if I just like the funnt t-shirt they put on their OC.
May 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I have the kind of sensory issues that mean it really does matter if my friends and I have similar music tastes.

Luckily i have fairly broad music tastes. Most of the time.
May 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The monkey brain would really love to set some bridges on fire today.

But I've been stuck in the same spot for 4 days recovering from surgery, so maybe we dont trust the monkey brain right now.
April 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's so easy to become an artist that people have whole complexes about it.

Whatever descriptive adjective you place in front of "artist" is less important, so long as you actually give a shit about making something that matters to you.
April 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Me: "I'm such a little bitch."

Me to me: You're in so much pain that the doctors are removing an entire organ from your body.

Me:"still a bitch tho..."
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Might be having surgery soon. Lol
April 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Just realized the song stuck in my head is a Klingon drinking song.

Oh, also, I have a gallstone that's really kicking my ass.

Very not Klingon of me.
March 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Kill all your heroes.
March 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fuck AI. Fuck anyone who uses it for art. Just go look at art. JFC.
March 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Save the child and walk away from the machine.
March 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hahahahahaha. Lolololol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMAO.
March 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Substance
10/10 movie. No notes.
February 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Seven jars for poo on the counter,
Seven jars for poo,
Take one down,
Fill it up,
Six jars for poo on the counter.

Im having digestive issues.
February 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pulling a "Great British Bake Off" to make sure these fuckers dont burn.
February 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Checking on my health insurance shit cause I have an appointment coming up and rely on WA medicaid and, you know, who knows how long that's gonna be "allowed". Literally teared up when I saw the entirity of my last ER visit was paid for by insurance. I wish everyone could be so lucky.
February 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Made @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social some birthday carbonara. Not too bad for my first time cooking anything ever.
February 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Today is 30. Happy me.
February 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Im so fucking jealous of all the snow people are getting in all the towns and cities that surround us. Our town is just too wet 😭
February 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me, someone who uses reddit, to the average reddit-er:

I wish I was smarter so I could help you understand how stupid you are.
February 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM