alright you know what kramson has had a long day, introducing BARON VON KRAMSON

He's exactly who you know and love but with a black suit and a mask and top hat and rocking a big curly mustache

And he's currently tying you to the train tracks with a speeding train ahead! Better hope a hero is near!

i love me some toony dinner dates like,

yes let's go out to a fancy restaurant and the entire time you're scheming on how to embarrass or defeat me and im just figuring out how im gonna eat you

THIS, THIS is how you flirt

if you defeat me by the way, you probably want to move out of the way that I'm falling

(REALLY old doodle lol)

SCENARIO:

I am rapidly pursuing you and threatening to beat you up or misshapen you somehow

DEFAULT/UNIVERSAL SOLUTION:

throw in a vanity mirror directed at me and watch as I completely forget everything I said and begin flexing and admiring my reflection

1. I *can* hypno other people but cmon, everyone loves a big dumb monster you can boss around

2. BUDDY, THAT'S MY WHOOOLE THING!! YOU DON'T EVEN GOTTA BE A NERD EITHER!

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anyone wanna elect themselves to be flattened by me and used for my everyday needs

UPSIDES:

you'll be my...
- hammock
- waist towel
- workout band
- apron
- ETC.

DOWNSIDES (?):

- I WILL take pictures and it WILL be incredibly funny
- I WILL laugh at you

I posted this earlier and tagged your main account, but it's still so silly I wanted to repost it here >:3c

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A Knock out

or your sona "PAINTED..." onto the wall, whatever you prefer 🤭

your sona painted into the wall:

strawpage questions I think are more appropriate here lol

1. HEY. Im not *cute* im SCARY!! And I'm a monster boss. of COURSE I gotta get huge 😤

2. oh yea carry a hypno ring around with you if you want me to start seeing pretty colors and start calling you "bawss"

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sometimes it sucks, but sometimes its great being the biggest guy around

like when they say "first thing you do in prison is take out the biggest guy in the yard"

take me out? like to dinner? you wanna take me out to dinner?

oh yea here's for my boxing guys for yall to get a kick out of

(more old doodles lol)

i may not be into the same stuff but i wanted to celebrate/congratulate you on making this account

posting older doodles I've made now

pull my tongue...hit my head...cute faces are GUARANTEED

AAANYWAYS! If you guys could point me to the nearest toon I could misshapen into a balloon animal that'd be great

("BY THE WAY" OF ULTRA IMPORTANCE)

This does NOT necessarily mean this is an nsfw account, i just wanna have my ensured adult space... that also means its NOT IMPOSSIBLE I might do nsfw! I'll put the necessary tags for it if I do but im just letting people know

this account is a lab...muahahaha

me at every lesson if I went to toon college...

GRAHHH This is my account where I can be WEIRD

the stuff I post on here is the stuff I like, PLEEEEASE feel free to send me/dm me stuff like this

AND I love interactions so please send gay replies

I CAN AND WILL DO ART TRADES/COMMS RELATING TO THE STUFF HERE I LIKE (IF I DO DEPENDS ON HOW I FEEL)