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taking a cheese whiz
Edgar round the corner has blood. has pretty darn good blood as a matter of fact
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Edgar round the corner has blood. has pretty darn good blood as a matter of fact
when kids would die at our high school we'd replace them with beach balls
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
when kids would die at our high school we'd replace them with beach balls
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you're dressed like you're about to interview a tree
December 1, 2024 at 3:07 AM
you're dressed like you're about to interview a tree
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anal eyes analyze anal lies
December 11, 2024 at 1:55 AM
anal eyes analyze anal lies
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yeah his arm's thor, thor from carrying that big ass hammer
- Mike Tyson
- Mike Tyson
March 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
yeah his arm's thor, thor from carrying that big ass hammer
- Mike Tyson
- Mike Tyson
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removing my fish costume to reveal I actually am a fish, but a different fish
April 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
removing my fish costume to reveal I actually am a fish, but a different fish
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if you knocked all the teeth out of a zombie I bet it could eat some mean ass. might as well have a lil fun in the apocalypse
April 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
if you knocked all the teeth out of a zombie I bet it could eat some mean ass. might as well have a lil fun in the apocalypse
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if horses had their dicks on top of them there'd be a lot more jockeys
April 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
if horses had their dicks on top of them there'd be a lot more jockeys
I have a castrated choir that sings my walkup song at minor league baseball games
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have a castrated choir that sings my walkup song at minor league baseball games
there was this kid at recess that could piss all the way up the tube slide with enough velocity to launch across the monkey bars
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
there was this kid at recess that could piss all the way up the tube slide with enough velocity to launch across the monkey bars
what if on our first date I picked you up in a dirigible but our families hadn't settled their blood feud
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
what if on our first date I picked you up in a dirigible but our families hadn't settled their blood feud
nothing more disappointing than a bad air hockey table
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
nothing more disappointing than a bad air hockey table
after breaking my penis at bobsled practice I was treated by Dr Seuss and now have a series of horns and bells attached to my undercarriage
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
after breaking my penis at bobsled practice I was treated by Dr Seuss and now have a series of horns and bells attached to my undercarriage
throwing up in a toilet outside a Wawa that's not in a bathroom and also not tethered to any corporeal concepts of toilet
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
throwing up in a toilet outside a Wawa that's not in a bathroom and also not tethered to any corporeal concepts of toilet
Did I drive 11 hours to see Acid Bath in their hometown New Orleans?? Of course I fucking did!
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Did I drive 11 hours to see Acid Bath in their hometown New Orleans?? Of course I fucking did!
turns out A-Cup Titler is not a great adult film star name
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
turns out A-Cup Titler is not a great adult film star name
that plastic bag flailing in the wind is having the time of its life. don't be afraid to litter
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
that plastic bag flailing in the wind is having the time of its life. don't be afraid to litter
I googled 'scooby doo net' to make sure I wasn't misremembering something and there's a got danged wiki page for it
scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Net
scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Net
Net
This article is about nets in the standard continuity. For nets in other continuities, see Nets (disambiguation). A net is a grid-like device for blocking the passage of certain items or animals. Ther...
scoobydoo.fandom.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I googled 'scooby doo net' to make sure I wasn't misremembering something and there's a got danged wiki page for it
scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Net
scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Net
be bubbly on your last night on earth or 2020 won't investigate your disappearance
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
be bubbly on your last night on earth or 2020 won't investigate your disappearance
experts say you're a manic pixie dream girl and me as a pharmacist says that's perfectly fine and healthy
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
experts say you're a manic pixie dream girl and me as a pharmacist says that's perfectly fine and healthy
thought it was called a pile driver cuz when they fall on their knees it knocks a crap into the other guy's mouth
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
thought it was called a pile driver cuz when they fall on their knees it knocks a crap into the other guy's mouth
old man balls swinging back and forth form the pendulum of a grandfather clock
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
old man balls swinging back and forth form the pendulum of a grandfather clock
tom brady cloned his dog to tongue kiss it
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
tom brady cloned his dog to tongue kiss it
cryptids edge themselves all year to walk around freely on Halloween, blasting hot cryptid goo with every step
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
cryptids edge themselves all year to walk around freely on Halloween, blasting hot cryptid goo with every step
found some new molecules in your flute spit and I'm threatening to go public with it
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
found some new molecules in your flute spit and I'm threatening to go public with it