The blue one
big-blu-lizard.bsky.social
The blue one
@big-blu-lizard.bsky.social
Oversized idiot
I like all sorts of things for many reasons: activism, cool art, shitposts, et cetera et cetera.
I occasionally repost fetish art, so be warned
🔞, naturally. Minors, fascists DNI altogether.
Alternatively abuse the new level of detail possible and have explosives be textured with osha-accurate hazard diamonds and little else as the only throughline
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Plot twist, it's two kobolds [pre-DnD German kind] pulling a prank
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Blowing your brains out on a live stage, to own the libtards.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Or both
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What about not knowing which is your favorite because you can listen to everything from hyphy to hurdy-gurdy man amd still enjoy it just as much. Even white girl music is fun in the right situation
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They fucked up the dosage. This can kill people. What's so hard to grasp
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Also if they need to re-constitute them in diff. forms like liquid preparations
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Correction: generic form, not the vyvanse brand
10-70mg across 14 batches for prescription due to 100-count capsule packs being mis-dose. So likely not boxes so much as something you ask the guy behind the counter about given you Americans are fucking freaks with your untraceable pill cannisters.
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You actually can buy admiration! Mansa Musa figured it out when he wrecked and fixed egypt's economy in a single month without even denting a net worth in the trillions. Being a billionaire should be the easiest way to go down in history as a grand and generous quasi king. Alas. Greed rots the brain
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
A thief believes everyone steals
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Themberchode, Grand Imperial Mata-mata
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Me when every undead variant has visually apparent lore in both appearances, function and name but it only makes sense if you can know stage IV adventure games

More relevant: me when im a deserter from armies long dead and the cold will be my tomb and punishment [i should've never left my post]
a man is covered in snow and ice and is standing in the snow .
ALT: a man is covered in snow and ice and is standing in the snow .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Based, but Latinx is coloniser-speak. Language gendering is not the same as social gendering. You can just default to latino
October 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Do i spoil the identity of either of the three hitler-analogues
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
One good thing about science is that it's so demonstrable that the oiligarchs are switching to renewables in a desperate attempt to maintain their empires
October 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
>conquer the world proclaiming yourself the successor to Rome
>absorb literally fucking none of the cultures you assimilate/conquer
>fall apart in 300 years when Rome lasted for 2.1 thousand if we count the ottoman empire
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fun fact if you remove the crosshatching then in most panels of part 3 he really does look 17
October 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ok so
Normal leg
Long feet
Bundle the toes up at the end like a stick of celery
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There's 2 kinds of black Templar fan
- likes the nuances of just how awful they are as a mockery of zealous hate
- "black people are a weaker species"
October 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Oh
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
He even makes the racist Templar joke
October 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This has to be genuine satire-by-literalist-absurdity if the guy is named Jack chud and looks like Patrick crassus on steroids in a literal kkk fit
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM