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Billy Idle
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The most embarrassing thing my parents would do when I was younger was tell people I listened to “Norwegian death metal,” when everyone knows that SWEDEN makes the death metal and Norwegians make BLACK METAL. I still get embarrassed thinking about it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What a truly incredible, magical victory tonight. (Bulls beat the Sixers)
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of the hardest parts of being a vegan is finding knives to use. Can’t use butter knives, can’t use steak knives.
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Happy Labor Day! Shoutout to unions and pregnant people everywhere
September 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What do Radiohead fans call themselves? Radiohead-heads?
August 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
IKEA had these weird Swedish toilets in the bathroom. Kinda awkward to use them but I made it work
July 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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BREAKING: Concession workers at Fenway are on strike.

This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium.

These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
July 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
White people’s favorite rappers are Pusher T, Buster Rhymes, and Macklemore
July 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
All this gambling stuff is getting out of control. There’s even a TV channel called BET now, and they host a something called the BET awards every year too. Crazy!
July 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I can’t believe there’s a show called Ultimate Ninja Warrior where the contestants just climb on various kinds of monkey bars. No fighting or killing or anything. They should’ve just called it Adults on a Playground.
July 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Now that Merita and I are married, we’re both going to hyphenate our names. She’s going to be Merita-Billy from now on, and I’m going to be Billy-Merita.
July 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me when my coworker’s mess of papers spills onto my desk: “you not a colleague, you a fuckin colonizer”
June 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
People who dismiss wrestling because it’s scripted are cool with the NBA draft and Adam Silver literally reading from a script on live tv??
June 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
NHL has had three repeat champions in the last decade! Should they consider a salary cap to ensure competitive balance?
June 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Steve Austin’s beer brand should make a high-protein beer that you can slam as you’re lifting weights
June 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Three of the four finals games so far have ended with the basketball version of a blown save. Exciting stuff!
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Happy Friday the 13th!
June 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’ve been rewatching King of the Hill recently and so far Hank has scabbed as both a truck driver and a firefighter smh
June 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wedding DJs should throw a podcast into the playlist to give everyone a break. Some Bill Simmons talking Knicks/Pacers between All the Single Ladies and Dancing Queen would hit the spot.
May 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Got a lot riding on this game today!!
Here are my hopes in order of preference for the NBA playoffs:
1. Denver losing first round
2. Denver losing in the second round
3. Lakers winning the finals
4. OKC winning the finals
May 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Cornell hosts a bunch of livestreams of bird nests and bird feeders on their website. I’ve had the Red-tailed hawk nest feed on one of my screens at work. Mom, dad, and two nestlings. Seeing them feed, rest, and work on their nest is very cool and oddly soothing. www.allaboutbirds.org/cams/
Cornell Lab Bird Cams
Blue-gray Tanager from the Panama feeder cam The Cornell Lab Bird Cams connects viewers worldwide to the diverse and intimate world of birds. We work to make watching an active experience, sparki...
www.allaboutbirds.org
May 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Mavs winning the lottery is actually evidence that basketball gods exist imo
May 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
One of the concerns people have about vegan diets is that they won’t get enough protein. This isn’t true for most, though it might be true for building muscle mass. But gymrats on a meat-eating diet usually take protein supplements, so I guess meat-eating diets don’t have enough protein either
May 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here are my hopes in order of preference for the NBA playoffs:
1. Denver losing first round
2. Denver losing in the second round
3. Lakers winning the finals
4. OKC winning the finals
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM