Lincoln S
@big--l.bsky.social
scientist, machinist, climber, runner. in that order.
You can make a long spoon shorter, but you can’t make a short spoon longer
June 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You can make a long spoon shorter, but you can’t make a short spoon longer
ya so if the NSF isn't giving out any money, universities are kind of a thing of the past
May 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ya so if the NSF isn't giving out any money, universities are kind of a thing of the past
If you can’t lift your carry-on into the overhead bin, pack lighter or get stronger. There should be an overhead press check when your boarding pass is scanned.
April 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you can’t lift your carry-on into the overhead bin, pack lighter or get stronger. There should be an overhead press check when your boarding pass is scanned.
I’ve been listening to some dudebro try to convince his friend that the South Pole has light for our winter season for like 20 mins
March 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’ve been listening to some dudebro try to convince his friend that the South Pole has light for our winter season for like 20 mins
this is where we're at rn
March 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is where we're at rn
“Yeeted” has entered the accepted scientific lexicon
March 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“Yeeted” has entered the accepted scientific lexicon
oh my days I want nothing more than for muskrat to go on the Daily Show and get put into an absolute blender by Jon Stewart
February 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
oh my days I want nothing more than for muskrat to go on the Daily Show and get put into an absolute blender by Jon Stewart
I'm pretty sold on this whole dead internet theory thing
February 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm pretty sold on this whole dead internet theory thing
how is it that billionaire JB Pritzker is like the only person in the democratic party that seems genuinely alarmed about the fall of the United States into the nazi black hole? surely he's not the only person in the party that has read The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
February 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
how is it that billionaire JB Pritzker is like the only person in the democratic party that seems genuinely alarmed about the fall of the United States into the nazi black hole? surely he's not the only person in the party that has read The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THESE REPS??? TRUMP'S WORD AND "PERSONAL COMMITMENT" IS WORTH ABSOLUTELY SWEET FUCK-ALL!!!
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THESE REPS??? TRUMP'S WORD AND "PERSONAL COMMITMENT" IS WORTH ABSOLUTELY SWEET FUCK-ALL!!!
This is getting more and more relevant
Why couldn’t that guy in Pennsylvania just have had better aim
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is getting more and more relevant
Reposted by Lincoln S
Why couldn’t that guy in Pennsylvania just have had better aim
February 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Why couldn’t that guy in Pennsylvania just have had better aim
Why couldn’t that guy in Pennsylvania just have had better aim
February 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Why couldn’t that guy in Pennsylvania just have had better aim
public transit that makes you download an app just to pay the fare makes me want to die. I DON'T WANT YOUR APP I JUST WANT TO TAP TO PAY IT'S 2025 JESUS CHRIST
January 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
public transit that makes you download an app just to pay the fare makes me want to die. I DON'T WANT YOUR APP I JUST WANT TO TAP TO PAY IT'S 2025 JESUS CHRIST
100% of the time there is a loud-talking white dude in a suit pacing back and forth on the phone in front of a gate in an airport. it's one of those immutable laws. probably wearing a vest. I'm sure he's very very important.
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
100% of the time there is a loud-talking white dude in a suit pacing back and forth on the phone in front of a gate in an airport. it's one of those immutable laws. probably wearing a vest. I'm sure he's very very important.
i so deeply enjoy making the youths in my shop listen to soul music
January 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i so deeply enjoy making the youths in my shop listen to soul music
the more your boss doesn't want you to join a union, the more you should join that union
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the more your boss doesn't want you to join a union, the more you should join that union
aw man there's already porn bots on bluesky
December 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
aw man there's already porn bots on bluesky
extremely sad about the dismasting of Pip Hare. She worked so hard to get a sponsor and get into this Vendee with a somewhat competitive boat.. and masts for an IMOCA aren't exactly easy to come by. I wonder if she'll try and pick up a different boat? her current will be 13 years old by the 2028 ed.
December 16, 2024 at 9:42 AM
extremely sad about the dismasting of Pip Hare. She worked so hard to get a sponsor and get into this Vendee with a somewhat competitive boat.. and masts for an IMOCA aren't exactly easy to come by. I wonder if she'll try and pick up a different boat? her current will be 13 years old by the 2028 ed.
hot take: I think this "drone" stuff is just a test to see what they (who's they? idk, china? russia?) can get the absolute dumbest people in the United States to believe by putting it on tiktok. has no one looked up before?? jesus christ was Don't Look Up a documentary????
December 15, 2024 at 12:22 PM
hot take: I think this "drone" stuff is just a test to see what they (who's they? idk, china? russia?) can get the absolute dumbest people in the United States to believe by putting it on tiktok. has no one looked up before?? jesus christ was Don't Look Up a documentary????
in other "wait wtf" findings, there is an aquifer river that flows 2 miles under the amazon! it carries about 3% of the water that the amazon does, and is highly saline.
December 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
in other "wait wtf" findings, there is an aquifer river that flows 2 miles under the amazon! it carries about 3% of the water that the amazon does, and is highly saline.
wow, there are really no bridges over the Amazon river
December 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
wow, there are really no bridges over the Amazon river
Couple things that are interseting lately:
The Vendee Globe-- a singlehanded round-the-world sailing race. tremendously powerful boats, lots of good storylines, absolutely raging through the southern ocean. helps to speak some french to follow it. tracking2024.vendeeglobe.org/en/media/?me...
The Vendee Globe-- a singlehanded round-the-world sailing race. tremendously powerful boats, lots of good storylines, absolutely raging through the southern ocean. helps to speak some french to follow it. tracking2024.vendeeglobe.org/en/media/?me...
Vendée Globe 2024
https://tracking2024.vendeeglobe.org/en/media/?media=imoca%22%20style=%22height:100%;width:100%
December 1, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Couple things that are interseting lately:
The Vendee Globe-- a singlehanded round-the-world sailing race. tremendously powerful boats, lots of good storylines, absolutely raging through the southern ocean. helps to speak some french to follow it. tracking2024.vendeeglobe.org/en/media/?me...
The Vendee Globe-- a singlehanded round-the-world sailing race. tremendously powerful boats, lots of good storylines, absolutely raging through the southern ocean. helps to speak some french to follow it. tracking2024.vendeeglobe.org/en/media/?me...
go 10 mintues with internet access without looking at a screen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)(DOES E-INK COUNT??)
November 30, 2024 at 11:18 AM
go 10 mintues with internet access without looking at a screen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)(DOES E-INK COUNT??)