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bielanski
@bielanski.bsky.social
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Combat Librarian. Geographer. Sex-positive. Funny..? 18+ #1312

[amazing eyebrows/bi/stoned/postes]

>>be gay do crime<<

The Mercator projection is for navigation, not geopolitics.

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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #370,053!

hunh.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #370,053, bielanski (mad fresh daily) ‪@bielanski.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 25, 2023"
September 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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a poster titled "They're happy because they eat LARD" depicting a woman and man in swimsuits, the man carrying a child. all are smiling.
September 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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If you see this post robot
GIR from Invader Zim, bloodied
August 8, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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deck.blue renders this faithfully. maybe that would help?
August 8, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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@coolhand.bsky.social
July 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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never forget the hottest raspberries in the Muppetverse as well
July 29, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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I'm a believer in the Holy Trinity:
an image of the structure of the chemical compound, hydrogen cyanide, a powerful toxin composed of three elements.
February 17, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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advertising my account with one photo:
zapp brannigan says "bam" with a pointed finger for emphasis
February 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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new users opening bluesky....
General Grigg prepares to die
February 6, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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an image of elmo stood in n front of a cardboard-colored wall is titled "guess i'll die"
February 6, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Bam. Pet photo.
this is my elder kids dog, Carlos the Boo-Boo, with his little head on backwards during a cutey patootie bed splootie
February 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Look at this lineup I literally can't.

If I have to pick only one, i will take Paul's Boutique.
a screenshot of discogs.com showing the first page of most-wanted albums released in 1989.
February 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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What's the Best Episode of Television You've Ever Watched?
an image from Samurai Jack, "Jack and the Three Blind Archers." Jack is taking cover behind a large tree peppered with arrows from a keep situated far across a barren field of snow.
February 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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sup
sharpie knuck tats "BONK" and "POGS"
February 2, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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an old tumblr post proclaiming the post is good. fucking way good. all in sarcasm.
February 2, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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prayer candles

you're in LV?
January 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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a still of "Clayton Bigsby," from the Dave Chapelle sketch "black white supremacist"
January 30, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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a two-shot of cyril figgis pleasuring himself in an elevator
January 29, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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January 29, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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oh i just watched "annihilation" for the first time and you...
the fungal horror from annihilation - a soldier's remains are enmeshed in a mycelium that has grown from inside the body and up the adjacent wall. the torso and skull have been raised several feet on veins of fungus with the arms still attached. Other soldiers look on.
January 29, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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If you see this, post Batman
Batman dancing the Batusi
January 27, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Reading about Mutually Assured Destruction politics is the planetwide version of "I wasn't even supposed to be here today."
a still from Clerks of Dante, who wasn't even supposed to work today.
January 26, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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love this picture of my parents
my parents, Daddy Fischbach and Daddy Horn
January 25, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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shiniiichiiii
dameda..!
da...meda....
January 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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This is Carlos, the booboo bear
my elder child's dog, Carlos: a white chested Corgi mix with big brown eyes and ears
January 24, 2024 at 9:03 PM