Simply uncrustable
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Sleeping on an air mattress in the laundry room of a stranger’s home with a man I met 3 weeks ago. In Fort Wayne
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Sleeping on an air mattress in the laundry room of a stranger’s home with a man I met 3 weeks ago. In Fort Wayne
Almost beat the team that almost won the euchre tournament
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Almost beat the team that almost won the euchre tournament
Drying my whole body with a hair dryer when I get out of the shower because I know luxury
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Drying my whole body with a hair dryer when I get out of the shower because I know luxury
To ensure your date notices your charming quirks, simply point out “that’s just one of my charming quirks” whenever necessary
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
To ensure your date notices your charming quirks, simply point out “that’s just one of my charming quirks” whenever necessary
And to all a good night
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
And to all a good night
The elderberry wine is pretty gross but at least it was made with love by my SIL’s racist dad
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The elderberry wine is pretty gross but at least it was made with love by my SIL’s racist dad
I know god is real bc I guessed the answer of a petroleum production-related trivia question
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I know god is real bc I guessed the answer of a petroleum production-related trivia question
Sexually attracted to my neighbor’s annual holiday rum cake
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sexually attracted to my neighbor’s annual holiday rum cake
The princess and the pile of Hershey kisses she fell asleep on top of
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The princess and the pile of Hershey kisses she fell asleep on top of
If he doesn’t think 9/11 was rigged I don’t want him. End of story !!
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If he doesn’t think 9/11 was rigged I don’t want him. End of story !!
Wore heels for 8+ hours and my feet still hurt two days later. I do not contain multitudes
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wore heels for 8+ hours and my feet still hurt two days later. I do not contain multitudes
I love to be asleep
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I love to be asleep
Played Yahtzee for the first time. Bad!
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Played Yahtzee for the first time. Bad!
Lesbian. Divorce. Smoking. Sex. These were all sins according to 10-year-old me (and also current me)
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Lesbian. Divorce. Smoking. Sex. These were all sins according to 10-year-old me (and also current me)
Accidentally used nail polish remover to fix my eyeliner line instead of makeup remover. It burns
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Accidentally used nail polish remover to fix my eyeliner line instead of makeup remover. It burns
Six young white men are debating Christian theology at the bar. SOS
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Six young white men are debating Christian theology at the bar. SOS
Touch a cat, touch my eyeball, remember that I’m allergic to cats, repeat
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Touch a cat, touch my eyeball, remember that I’m allergic to cats, repeat
Why would I go to the office if there isn’t a roster of wealthy, recently divorced men to entertain me? Make it worth my while
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Why would I go to the office if there isn’t a roster of wealthy, recently divorced men to entertain me? Make it worth my while
Might start doing meth to counteract the seasonal affective disorder
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Might start doing meth to counteract the seasonal affective disorder
My attic bedroom is 10 degrees colder than the rest of the house, and my landlord has ghosted me (might be dead?). Gotta jerk off for warmth like a pioneer
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My attic bedroom is 10 degrees colder than the rest of the house, and my landlord has ghosted me (might be dead?). Gotta jerk off for warmth like a pioneer
Broke the pop socket on my phone 40 minutes ago. I can’t go on like this
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Broke the pop socket on my phone 40 minutes ago. I can’t go on like this
I have a disease and Classic Lay’s are the only cure
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have a disease and Classic Lay’s are the only cure
They should design a fiber optic cable sign that doesn’t look like a sw*stika. In 2025 you never know
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
They should design a fiber optic cable sign that doesn’t look like a sw*stika. In 2025 you never know
Been menstruating every month for 20 years. Only 15 years left, hell yeah
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Been menstruating every month for 20 years. Only 15 years left, hell yeah
Tumor? I hardly know her
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Tumor? I hardly know her